PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andre Nickatina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Nickatina's choice of entrance music: Andre Nickatina ~ Blood In My Hair . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cartman
vs
Nickatina

190 cm
27
220 lbs
8 - 12 - 0

195 cm
25
220 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Powerful takedowns
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Andre Nickatina!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nickatina drops his shoulder and cracks Cartman with a huge uppercut! Cartman goes down! Can Nickatina finish him?

It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Nickatina pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cartman is keeping the position for now.
Cartman knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Nickatina on the ground.
Cartman is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Nickatina tries to free his leg and advance position but Cartman is retaining full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman keeping moving, preventing Nickatina from controlling successfully.
Nickatina throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cartman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Nickatina trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nickatina trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cartman wants to stand but Nickatina is controlling the position.
Cartman trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Nickatina works over Cartman with some ground and pound from guard.
Cartman wants to stand and escape but Nickatina is having none of it.
Nickatina is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Cartman keeping full guard, as Nickatina tries to pass.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nickatina seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Nickatina circles away from the clinch attempt
and Nickatina counters with a nice body shot.

Cartman closes the distance and clinches.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nickatina backwards.
Nickatina is looking for a takedown.
Nickatina blocks an uppercut.
Nickatina takes an elbow to the temple.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Nickatina.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nickatina.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cartman throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nickatina.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nickatina blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Nickatina turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Nickatina throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

Nickatina tries for a kimura but Cartman is defending well.
Cartman is trying to get back to his feet.

Nickatina tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Nickatina has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Nickatina looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Nickatina tries to advance to mount but Cartman denies him.

Nickatina is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Cartman has escaped the position, nice work there.
Nickatina throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Nickatina wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Cartman, who protects the arm well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Cartman is not content to let Nickatina control the position.
Cartman pushes Nickatina away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Nickatina gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Nickatina throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Cartman is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Nickatina is controlling him well.
Cartman tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Cartman trying desperately to get to his feet.

Nickatina working for a submission but Cartman is keeping him at bay.

Nickatina looking to secure an arm triangle but Cartman defends it well.
Cartman on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cartman tries to get out of the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Nickatina with good strikes from the mount here!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
You get the feeling that Cartman really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Cartman in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Nickatina landing shots from mount.
Nickatina scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Cartman?

Cartman is rocked!
Nickatina lands a heavy elbow.
Oh Cartman is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nickatina content just to control the position here.
Cartman is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Nickatina postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Cartman is out cold - huge knockout for Nickatina!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Andre Nickatina!