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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Long Duck Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damien Demented (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damien Demented told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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300 lbs
1 - 2 - 1 |
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166 lbs
27 - 27 - 1 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Duck Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 27 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Damien Demented!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Demented throws a right hand that Duck Dong ducks under and follows up with a left that Duck Dong also avoids with ease.
Demented rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Duck Dong moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Demented tries a head kick but it misses.
Demented chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Duck Dong can pounce on him.
Good leg kick by Demented there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Demented throws a right and a left that Duck Dong avoids nicely.
Demented throws a series of punches but Duck Dong avoids them all with ease.
Demented misses with a wild combination.
Demented throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Demented.
Demented fails to land with a series of punches.
Demented throws a right and a left that Duck Dong avoids nicely.
Good leg kick by Demented there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Duck Dong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Duck Dong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Demented.
Duck Dong avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Demented. Those never looked like landing.
Duck Dong blocks a head kick by Demented.
Duck Dong feints and then cracks Demented's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Demented down.
Demented looks gassed!
A nice inside leg kick there by Duck Dong. That's going to slow Demented down.
Duck Dong is looking to score with low kicks.
Duck Dong scores with a head kick. Demented tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
It looks like Damien Demented has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Duck Dong scores with a leg kick.
Duck Dong throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The fighters circle, before Duck Dong throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Demented's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Duck Dong lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Long Duck Dong!
Long Duck Dong spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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