PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Roxton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boa Constrictor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Constrictor has chosen American Bad Ass as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Boa Constrictor will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Roxton
vs
Constrictor

178 cm
20
195 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

195 cm
21
214 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mitch Roxton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boa Constrictor!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Constrictor lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Boa Constrictor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Constrictor misses with a double jab

and Roxton counters by moving into the clinch.
Constrictor tries to circle away but Roxton has him pinned against the cage.
Roxton gets through Constrictor's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Roxton managing to block the knees to the body from Constrictor.
A short body shot lands from Roxton as the two fighters clinch.
Roxton can't find room to land a body shot as Constrictor controls the action.
Roxton lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.
Constrictor wants to get back to striking at distance but Roxton won't allow it.
Roxton lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Roxton tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Constrictor's elbow.
Constrictor blocks an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Constrictor wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Roxton misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roxton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Roxton leaning his opponent against the cage.

Constrictor breaks from the clinch.
Constrictor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Constrictor misses with a wild combination.
Roxton avoids the head kick by Constrictor.
Constrictor lands a body shot.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.
Roxton is looking to clinch but Constrictor is avoiding it.
Roxton blocks a head kick by Constrictor.
Constrictor lands a head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roxton doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Constrictor misses with a head kick.

Roxton gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roxton misses with a punch on the inside.
Roxton misses with the head strike.
Roxton misses with a punch on the inside.
Roxton has a couple of punches blocked by Constrictor.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roxton.
Constrictor can't break the clinch.
Roxton lands a nice uppercut.
Come on Roxton - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roxton working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Roxton swings wildly with an uppercut but Constrictor uses good head movement to avoid it.
The referee is keeping an eye on Roxton - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Roxton gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Roxton presses Constrictor against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Roxton misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roxton swings wildly with an uppercut but Constrictor uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Roxton.
Roxton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Constrictor blocks an uppercut.
Roxton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Roxton misses with a punch on the inside.
Roxton has Constrictor pressed against the cage, preventing Constrictor from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Roxton is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Constrictor blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mitch Roxton will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Roxton takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Roxton closes the distance and clinches.
Roxton tries to work over Constrictor's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Roxton can't find room to land a body shot as Constrictor controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Roxton fails to land.
Constrictor blocks an uppercut.
Constrictor can't break the clinch.
Roxton working aggressively here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Roxton.
Constrictor blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Roxton has a couple of punches blocked by Constrictor.
Roxton misses with some punches.
Roxton tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor goes for a takedown attempt but Roxton pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Roxton avoids the head kick by Constrictor.
Roxton tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Constrictor manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Roxton blocks a head kick by Constrictor.
Constrictor lands with a slapping head kick.
Roxton tries to clinch but Constrictor is having none of it.
Constrictor looks to land a combination but Roxton avoids it well.
Roxton tries to close the distance and clinch but Constrictor swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Constrictor tries a head kick but it misses.
Roxton tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Constrictor paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Roxton tries to clinch there but Constrictor circles away.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor swings away with a body shot that misses

and Roxton counters by moving into the clinch.
Constrictor blocks a punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Roxton holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Roxton has Constrictor pressed against the cage, preventing Constrictor from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Constrictor wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Roxton has him pressed against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Roxton has Constrictor pressed against the cage.
Roxton misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Roxton - that landed with a thud.
Roxton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Roxton fails to land.
Roxton lands a right hand that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.
Roxton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Constrictor's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Roxton on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Constrictor. Constrictor obviously looking to wear him down.
Constrictor throws a leg kick that misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Roxton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses.
Some wild striking there from Constrictor.

Roxton clinches.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Roxton here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Constrictor.
Roxton works on Constrictor's body with a couple of short punches.
Roxton lands a right hand that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Constrictor is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Mitch Roxton has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Constrictor blocks a body shot from Roxton.
Roxton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Roxton working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roxton.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice left hand lands by Roxton.
Roxton tries to work over Constrictor's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Roxton tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mitch Roxton will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Roxton tries to clinch but Constrictor moves out of range.
Boa Constrictor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Constrictor throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Roxton fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Constrictor, pushing him back against the cage.
Roxton misses with some punches.
Roxton misses with a punch on the inside.
Roxton avoiding damage.
Roxton presses Constrictor against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Roxton tries to throw a body punch but Constrictor avoids it by throwing Roxton back against the cage.
Roxton lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.
Constrictor blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Roxton misses with a short punch on the inside.
Roxton scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roxton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Roxton misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Roxton lands a hook that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.
Roxton dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Constrictor working hard to break the clinch.
Roxton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Roxton working aggressively here.
Roxton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Roxton misses with a punch on the inside.
Constrictor blocking some punches.
Roxton lands a hook that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Roxton.
Constrictor blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Roxton misses with a hook from the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Roxton keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Constrictor's efforts to push away.
Roxton taking a breather.
Constrictor being controlled against the cage.
Constrictor working hard to break the clinch.
Roxton stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Roxton.
Roxton goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Roxton misses with a body punch.
Roxton misses with the head strike.
A short right from Roxton.

It looks like Boa Constrictor has been cut.
Roxton misses with a hook from the clinch.
Roxton lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Constrictor is trying to push Roxton away but Roxton has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Constrictor.
Roxton scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Roxton can't find room to land a body shot as Constrictor controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roxton holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Roxton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Roxton throws a punch but it's blocked by Constrictor.
Roxton lands a left hand that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.
Roxton doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Roxton lands a left hand that snaps the head of Constrictor backwards.
Boa Constrictor has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Roxton avoiding damage.
Constrictor blocking some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Constrictor wants to get back to striking at distance but Roxton won't allow it.
Mitch Roxton is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Constrictor tries to work over Roxton's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mitch Roxton showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Roxton, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mitch Roxton!
Mitch Roxton took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'That was the most bull shit match up I have ever seen. I am done with this org.'.