PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Speed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Speed
vs
Cartman

200 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
190 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Speed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Speed.
Speed wants to clinch up but Cartman keeps it at a distance.
Speed tries to clinch up.
Cartman throws a right hand that Speed ducks under and follows up with a left that Speed also avoids with ease.
Cartman swats away the attempt to clinch by Speed.
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Speed.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Speed circles away quickly and effectively.
Speed tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.

Speed clinches with his opponent.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Nice elbow from Speed.
Speed creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartman's defenses.

It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
Speed landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Cartman looks gassed!
Knees to the body from Speed.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Speed crunches a lovely knee into Cartman's ribcage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Speed.
Speed scores a nice knee to the body.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Speed is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Speed landing knees to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Speed.
Speed lands a nice elbow.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
Speed lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Speed landing knees to the body.
Cartman takes an elbow to the temple.
Speed unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Speed obliges.
Speed lands an elbow that stopped Cartman in his tracks for a moment.
Speed scores a nice knee to the body.
Speed lands an elbow that stopped Cartman in his tracks for a moment.
Speed crunches a lovely knee into Cartman's ribcage.
Speed with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Speed landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Speed creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartman's defenses.
Speed lands a nice elbow.
Speed unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cartman lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Cartman dodges an elbow strike from Speed.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Speed comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Cartman tries to break the clinch but Speed is controlling the position.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Speed is controlling him.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cartman wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Speed lands a nice elbow.
A frustrated look appears on Cartman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Speed creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartman's defenses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman avoids a wild elbow strike from Speed.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Speed throws an elbow that misses.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Speed lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Cartman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Cartman is looking to take this one to the mat.
Speed scores with a knee to the head.
Cartman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nice elbow from Speed.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman blocks an elbow strike.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Speed creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartman's defenses.
Cartman is looking to break free of the clinch but Speed has double underhooks.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants a takedown but no success here.
Speed connects with a knee to the head.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Speed using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A frustrated look appears on Cartman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cartman has Speed pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Speed manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Jack Speed has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Speed prevents Cartman from breaking the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Speed.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Speed.
Speed gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cartman.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Speed.
Speed tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cartman tries to break the clinch but Speed is controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Speed dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Speed fails with an attempt to clinch.
Speed tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A punch combination from Cartman misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cartman swats away the attempt to clinch by Speed.
Speed is looking to clinch.

Speed rushes Cartman and presses him up against the cage.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Speed comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Speed is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Speed.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Speed.
Speed lands an elbow that stopped Cartman in his tracks for a moment.
Cartman takes a knee to the side of the body.
Speed keeps control of Cartman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Speed is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cartman can do to turn this around?
Speed lands a good knee to the midsection. Cartman won't want to take too many of those.
Jack Speed has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speed scores with a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Speed.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Speed creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cartman dodges an elbow strike from Speed.
Speed with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cartman can't break the clinch.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman tries to break the clinch but Speed is controlling the position.
Cartman tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Speed smiles and moves away.
Speed showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jack Speed is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman swinging wildly here.
Speed wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Speed has closed the distance and engaged Cartman in a clinch.
Speed missing with knees to the body.
Speed throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cartman is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Speed gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Speed has Cartman pressed against the cage, preventing Cartman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman tries to circle away but Speed has him pinned against the cage.
Speed lands a nice elbow.
Cartman wants to break the clinch but can't.
Speed throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cartman takes an elbow to the temple.
Cartman wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cartman wants to break free but Speed has control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Speed throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman avoids the elbow strike from Speed, against the cage.
Cartman can't break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Speed is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Speed landing knees to the body.
Speed lands an elbow inside.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
Speed throws an elbow but it misses.
Cartman is looking to break free of the clinch but Speed has double underhooks.
Cartman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Speed lands a good knee to the midsection. Cartman won't want to take too many of those.
Speed lands an elbow that stopped Cartman in his tracks for a moment.
Speed prevents Cartman from breaking the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Speed.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Speed working Cartman over with knees to the body.
Speed creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cartman has Speed pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Speed manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Jack Speed has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Speed utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cartman tries to break the clinch but Speed is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Cartman blocks an elbow strike from Speed.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Speed just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Speed misses with an elbow strike.
Speed crunches a lovely knee into Cartman's ribcage.
Cartman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Speed creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartman's defenses.
Speed lands a nice elbow.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch but Speed keeps him there for the moment.
Speed with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Speed lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cartman is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Speed to keep the fight standing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Speed is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cartman is defending well for now.
Cartman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Speed lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Speed dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
That's time! Speed's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Speed steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Jack Speed is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cartman misses with a hook. Speed ducked under it nicely.
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Speed doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartman circles away.

Speed instigates a clinch.
Speed lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman wants to get back to striking at distance but Speed won't allow it.
Speed lands an elbow inside.
Speed lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Speed creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartman's defenses.
Cartman blocking some punches.
Speed connects with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Speed comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Speed using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cartman can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speed keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cartman's efforts to push away.
Speed connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cartman's face.
Speed has Cartman pressed against the cage, preventing Cartman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Speed prevents Cartman from breaking the clinch.
Nice elbow from Speed.
Cartman has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Speed avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Speed unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch but Speed keeps him there for the moment.
Cartman is looking for a takedown.
Speed keeps control of Cartman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Speed lands an elbow inside.
Nice elbow from Speed.
Speed crunches a lovely knee into Cartman's ribcage.
Speed landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Speed throws an elbow that misses.
Jack Speed is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants to take the fight to the mat but Speed manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Jack Speed has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Speed putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Cartman in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Speed lands an elbow that stopped Cartman in his tracks for a moment.
Speed comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cartman working hard to break the clinch.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cartman wants to take the fight to the mat but Speed manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Cartman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Speed trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Speed just stands there and leans against the cage.
Speed lands an elbow that stopped Cartman in his tracks for a moment.
Cartman jumps guard but Speed turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Speed just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch but Speed keeps him there for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Speed has Cartman pressed against the cage, preventing Cartman from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Speed keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cartman's efforts to push away.
Speed lands an elbow inside.
Cartman is trying to break free.
Cartman drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Speed lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Speed throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cartman is trying to break the clinch but Speed is controlling him.
Speed lands a damaging elbow.
Cartman wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Speed pushes off an throws an elbow but Cartman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Speed lands an elbow inside.
Cartman avoiding damage as Speed throws knees to the body.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Speed lands a nice knee to the body.
Speed lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Speed tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cartman avoids it.
Speed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Speed lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Speed has him pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Cartman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cartman takes an elbow to the forehead.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cartman is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Speed lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cartman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Speed showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Speed has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Speed!
A victorious Jack Speed thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.