PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Demba Ba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Demba Ba will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua
vs
Ba

225 cm
25
130 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

170 cm
20
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Demba Ba!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Ba with that takedown attempt.
Ba shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ba defends it nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in and drives through. Ba sprawls well.
Ba tries to clinch but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua moves out of range.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a takedown. Ba tries to sprawl out of it but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ba manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice sprawl there from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua as Ba shoots in.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a double leg but Ba sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ba lands with a right hand.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Ba.
Ba tries to clinch up but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua circles away and keeps his distance.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dives in and grabs Ba's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ba pushes down on Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's head and hops out.
Ba closes the distance and clinches up with Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua, looking for a takedown. Ba pushes Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua against the cage but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ba misses with a hook.
Ba defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is breathing heavily.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a takedown attempt.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua keeps the fight on the outside.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ba as he jumps to the side.
Ba misses with a kick to the body.
Ba stuffs the takedown attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua gets slowly back to his feet.
Ba stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ba wants it to stay on the feet.
Ba misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ba tests Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ba shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua as he avoids it easily.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a takedown. Ba tries to sprawl out of it but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ba manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ba throws a looping overhand right but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua ducks down to avoid it.
Ba stuffs the takedown.
Horrible takedown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua or perhaps it was just good defense by Ba which made him look bad.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ba misses the shot to the body.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ba preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Ba has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a nice head shot there.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up in Ba's guard and throws a big left but Ba blocks it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ba working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing.
Ba avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Ba blocks nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses.
Ba preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Ba was covering up waiting for the punch and Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Ba avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Ba avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scoring with some ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ba utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a couple of digs.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ba utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up in Ba's guard and throws a big left but Ba blocks it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ba works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scoring with punches to the head and body.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Ba is working an open guard so Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ba circles away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ba but Ba pushes him off and we're back to square one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ba tries to avoid it but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ba to the ground. Ba escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defended easily by Ba.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua stuffs the takedown attempt from Ba. Ba gets slowly back to his feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ba defends it nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots for a double leg takedown but Ba sprawls well. He's pushed Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ba shoots for a takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Ba. No joy for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua on that attempt.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries for a takedown but Ba sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big right hand that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Ba blocks nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ba utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Ba blocks nicely.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua passes into half guard.
Ba keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ba's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working over Ba with some ground and pound. Ba looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ba avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a huge punch but Ba dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looks for a takedown but Ba sprawls well.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Ba on his heels. He'll look to pass Ba's guard now, I'm sure.

Ba has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up in Ba's guard and throws a big left but Ba blocks it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Ba working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Ba avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua stands up over Ba, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Ba working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a nice head shot there.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ba avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua distracts Ba with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ba can do to turn this around?
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scoring with some ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Ba preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Ba working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua distracts Ba with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a nice head shot there.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Ba has wrist control.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua advances position into side control!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Ba is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Ba is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua landing a few strikes.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in side control lands a decent elbow.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working the head and body with strikes.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to score with some ground and pound. Ba controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Ba takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Ba some visible discomfort.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scores with punches from side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua landing a few strikes.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua cracks Ba with a big elbow.
Ba parries the strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua easily there. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Ba to escape.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sloppy strikes there by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Ba taking punishment in the form of punches.
Sloppy strikes there by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Demba Ba has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a strike aimed at the side of Ba's head but Ba avoids it well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!