PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Lluoma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is BRAVEHEART. Lluoma is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: New Religion - Duran Duran. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Anaconda
vs
Lluoma

204 cm
32
279 lbs
25 - 11 - 1

188 cm
28
240 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simon Lluoma!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Anaconda closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Anaconda lands in his opponent's guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Anaconda looking to sit in guard and control but Lluoma gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Anaconda pushes Lluoma off and gets back to his feet.
Lluoma throws a leg kick that misses.
Anaconda has his takedown stuffed
enabling Lluoma to counter with a crisp jab.
Anaconda shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lluoma sprawls well. Lluoma wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Anaconda gets slowly back to his feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Anaconda is defended easily by Lluoma.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anaconda Anaconda. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anaconda shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Lluoma throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lluoma throws a jab but it's blocked by Anaconda.
Anaconda tries for a takedown but Lluoma sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Lluoma walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Anaconda checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lluoma throws a series of punches but Anaconda avoids them all with ease.
Lluoma throws a right hand that Anaconda ducks under and follows up with a left that Anaconda also avoids with ease.
Lluoma throws a nice outside leg kick.
Anaconda shoots in and drives through. Lluoma sprawls well.
Lluoma misses with a body kick.
Anaconda shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lluoma sprawls well. Lluoma wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Anaconda gets slowly back to his feet.
Lluoma scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Horrible takedown by Anaconda or perhaps it was just good defense by Lluoma which made him look bad.
Lluoma throws a leg kick but Anaconda checks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lluoma scores with a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anaconda moves out of range as Lluoma throws a body kick.
Lluoma throws a body punch but Anaconda moves out of range.
Anaconda slips under a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lluoma.
Anaconda fails with the takedown
and Lluoma counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lluoma moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Lluoma swinging wildly here.

Oooooh!!! Lluoma has knocked Anaconda down with a huge combo! Lluoma steps away and waves a wobbly Anaconda back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Lluoma stuffs the takedown attempt from Anaconda. Anaconda gets slowly back to his feet.
Lluoma looks to land a right hand but Anaconda moved out of range.
Lluoma takes a swing at Anaconda's ribcage but misses.
Anaconda checks a leg kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Lluoma.
Anaconda uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lluoma.
Lluoma throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Anaconda sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lluoma is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Anaconda.

Lluoma lands a big right hand that sends Anaconda crashing to the mat! Lluoma stays standing though and waves Anaconda back to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anaconda fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Anaconda avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anaconda closes this distance looking for a takedown but Lluoma circles away.
Lluoma fails to land with a series of punches.
Anaconda has his takedown stuffed
and Lluoma counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Anaconda is breathing heavily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Anaconda is defended easily by Lluoma.
Anaconda ducks right into an uppercut from Lluoma.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lluoma counters with a big right hand! Oh Anaconda is in trouble here! Lluoma follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simon Lluoma!
An out of breath Simon Lluoma thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.