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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kickboxing Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fat Jobber has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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181 cm
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178 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
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303 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kickboxing Jobber! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Jobber! The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fat Jobber avoids the head kick by Kickboxing Jobber.
Fat Jobber looks gassed! Kickboxing Jobber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Kickboxing Jobber lands a left and a right that send Fat Jobber crashing to the mat, dazed. Kickboxing Jobber thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Fat Jobber has been cut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Are you kidding me?! Kickboxing Jobber ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Fat Jobber clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kickboxing Jobber! After the big win, Kickboxing Jobber made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors TITAN and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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A |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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