PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Wanderlei Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Silva comes to the ring accompanied by Sandstorm. The crowd seem to be enjoying Lard's choice of entrance music: I'm Fat. Tubo Lard is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Silva
vs
Lard

188 cm
21
196 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

197 cm
23
223 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good knees
Very strong

World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Wanderlei Silva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shigeki Sano and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Silva, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Some wild striking there from Silva.

Lard rushes Silva and presses him up against the ropes.

Lard manages to break the clinch.

Silva gets tackled into the ropes by Lard. Lard maintains the clinch.

Lard's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Silva tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Lard counters with a leg kick.
Silva looks to clinch
and Lard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Silva tries to clinch
and Lard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lard's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lard duly obliges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lard feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Silva's calf.
Silva misses with a straight right.
Lard circles away from the clinch attempt
and Lard counters with an outside leg kick.
Silva wants to clinch
enabling Lard to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silva closes the distance but Lard moves to the side

and Lard counters by clinching up.
Silva misses with a knee strike.
Lard lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A shot in the inside from Lard.
Lard throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Silva is breathing heavily.

Lard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Silva moves to clinch but Lard breaks away
and Lard counters with an outside leg kick.
Silva tries to clinch up
and Lard counters with a nice uppercut.
Lard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Silva.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lard with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lard scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lard connects with a leg kick. Silva looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A shot to the liver by Lard. Beautiful body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard throws a combination. Silva tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Lard with a jab.
A good leg kick by Lard.
Good shot there by Lard.

Silva is rocked!
Silva is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Lard doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Silva crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Silva's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tubo Lard!
A relieved looking Tubo Lard thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.