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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jan Janssen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Janssen comes into a darkened arena with his song building. DJ Madman - Meisje zo lelijk als de nacht kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Jan Janssen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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180 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
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181 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jan Janssen!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Janssen throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Janssen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Janssen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cartman blocks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Janssen. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Janssen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Janssen.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Janssen checks a leg kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cartman is defended easily by Janssen.
Cartman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Janssen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cartman.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Janssen throws a right and a left that Cartman avoids nicely.
Cartman slips under a jab from Janssen.
Cartman moves forwards but Janssen connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Cartman takes a swing at Janssen's ribcage but misses.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Janssen moves away and avoids it.
Janssen will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The fighters circle momentarily. Janssen darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Janssen looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Janssen looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Janssen swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
enabling Janssen to counter with a crisp jab.
Janssen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cartman fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Janssen misses with a right hand
and Cartman moves into the clinch.
A hook to the body from Cartman.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cartman lands a nice uppercut.
Janssen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Janssen controls the action.
Cartman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Janssen blocks an uppercut.
Cartman tries a body shot but Janssen blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Janssen.
Cartman drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Janssen gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Cartman has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Janssen clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Janssen tries to roll but Cartman sticks to his back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Janssen covering up well and avoiding damage.
Cartman misses with punches from the back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Janssen rolls, trying to escape but Cartman keeps control of the position.
Cartman has Janssen flattened out and is raining down punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Janssen controlling his opponent's hands, preventing the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Cartman slips a jab from Janssen.
Cartman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Janssen on the side of the head.
Cartman lands a nice hook to Janssen's body. Janssen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cartman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Janssen shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cartman defends it nicely.
Nice defenses there by Janssen.
Cartman throws a wild body kick that Janssen sees coming a mile off.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Janssen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Janssen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cartman catches Janssen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Cartman gets a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman tries to work over Janssen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartman is looking to take this one to the mat.
Janssen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Cartman.
Cartman is trying to force a seperation but Janssen has the dominant position.
Cartman misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Cartman.
Janssen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Janssen taking a breather.
Janssen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Janssen.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Janssen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Janssen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Janssen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Janssen looking to stall.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Janssen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Cartman up against the cage.
Cartman works on Janssen's body with a couple of short punches.
Janssen holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Cartman working hard to break the clinch.
Janssen is looking to control Cartman's arms but Cartman gets an underhook and turns him. Now Janssen has his back to the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jan Janssen.
Janssen moves out of range of the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Janssen gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Cartman to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Cartman throws an elbow that misses. Janssen uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Janssen!
Janssen has gone for a leg lock! Cartman slips out almost immediately though and dives into Janssen's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Janssen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Janssen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Janssen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Janssen throws a right hand that misses
and Cartman counters with a nice body shot.
Janssen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Janssen.
Janssen throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Janssen with a hook.
The crowd cheers as Janssen lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cartman doesn't seem phased though.
Janssen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Janssen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looks to land a body kick but Janssen moved away.
A big right from Janssen misses.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Janssen tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Janssen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Janssen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A jab from Janssen misses.
Janssen throws a lazy uppercut
and Cartman counters with a good low kick that Janssen was not able to check.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown but Janssen shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Janssen lands a nice shot that snaps Cartman's head back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Janssen scores with a jab.
Good shot there by Janssen.
Janssen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jan Janssen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman takes a swing at Janssen's ribcage but misses.
Janssen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cartman throws a hook but Janssen avoids it easily.
Janssen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Janssen might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A jab from Janssen misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Janssen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Janssen both land. Nice combination.
Cartman paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Janssen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cartman blocks a jab.
Janssen staying out of range there.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
The strikes coming from Cartman are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Cartman working the strikes but Janssen uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Janssen tries to roll over but Cartman keeps him under control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Janssen avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
Cartman trying to mount his opponent but Janssen defends it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman misses with a head shot. Janssen uses the momentum to regain guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Eric Cartman.
Well Cartman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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hype
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