PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sponge Bobichus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bobichus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face. On Roids has chosen Duke Nukem Quotes! as his entrance music. Duke On Roids has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Sponge Bobichus's chin.

Bobichus
vs
On Roids

175 cm
24
210 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

188 cm
24
210 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sponge Bobichus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Duke On Roids!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Konstantin Menshow and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bobichus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
On Roids throws the left hand but Bobichus avoids the punch easily.
On Roids fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bobichus manages to avoid it.
Nice sprawl there from On Roids as Bobichus shoots in.
Bobichus motions for On Roids to come forward. Bobichus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
On Roids tries to land a body kick
and Bobichus counters with a series of strikes. On Roids will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bobichus tries a head kick but it misses.
Bobichus with a lazy takedown attempt
and On Roids counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bobichus takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Bobichus closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. On Roids quickly recovers to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
On Roids is refusing to be controlled, as Bobichus sits in half guard.

Bobichus is looking for a kimura here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
On Roids is doing well to control the position and prevent Bobichus from advancing to side control.

Bobichus is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, On Roids has managed to free his arm - good work.
On Roids is looking to escape.
Bobichus works his foot free and advances to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids is wriggling around trying to escape.

Bobichus goes for an armbar but he's not got it… On Roids turns into him and now he's in Bobichus's guard.
Bobichus looking to control but On Roids passes into half guard.
Bobichus wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bobichus trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids winds up and cracks Bobichus with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bobichus is trying is best to control the position here.
On Roids trying to mount his opponent but Bobichus defends it.
Bobichus manages to get to full guard.
Bobichus working a defensive guard here.

Bobichus throws his legs up looking for a submission but On Roids uses it to pass to side control.
Bobichus can't do much from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids is looking to take a break and control but Bobichus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bobichus manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The fighters are battling for position here. On Roids manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
On Roids trying to control the position.
On Roids looking for a sweep. Not yet On Roids, not yet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
On Roids is trying to control the position but Bobichus postures up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
On Roids keeping full guard, as Bobichus tries to pass.
Bobichus trying to control the position from guard on top but On Roids is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sponge Bobichus dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

On Roids swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bobichus has a takedown stuffed.
On Roids tries to land a front kick but Bobichus steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bobichus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from On Roids.
Bobichus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bobichus tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but On Roids swivels and escapes.
On Roids jabs Bobichus right on the nose. Bobichus blinks but takes it well.
On Roids walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bobichus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bobichus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
On Roids scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sponge Bobichus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for On Roids.
On Roids listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A head kick misses from Bobichus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bobichus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from On Roids.
Bobichus fails with the takedown
and On Roids cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sponge Bobichus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bobichus needs to keep his hands up - On Roids had a free shot at his head there.
On Roids is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bobichus with a poor takedown
and On Roids counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bobichus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
On Roids throws the left hand but Bobichus avoids the punch easily.
On Roids goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bobichus lands a head kick. On Roids smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
On Roids has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
On Roids lands a body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
On Roids lands with a shot to the body.
No joy there for On Roids, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
On Roids scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bobichus doesn't seem bothered though.
On Roids scores with a nice right hand.

Bobichus is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bobichus gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and On Roids counters with a huge left! Bobichus is in big trouble! He's backing up but On Roids isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Bobichus from any more damage. A dominating finish by On Roids!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Duke On Roids!
Duke On Roids looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Jack!'.