PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bartly Gorman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pvt. Duane Doberman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Duane Doberman. Gorman comes to the cage accompanied by The Hours - Ali in the jungle. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Gorman
vs
Duane Doberman

197 cm
23
275 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

180 cm
27
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bartly Gorman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pvt. Duane Doberman!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Aafke Stam and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gorman misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gorman. Doberman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doberman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Doberman misses with a kick to the body.
Doberman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gorman has time to react.

It looks like Bartly Gorman has been cut.
Doberman swings for the body but Gorman moves out of range.
Gorman lands with a good body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters circling - Doberman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gorman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

It looks like Pvt. Duane Doberman has been cut.
Doberman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gorman.
Doberman blocks a jab.
Doberman misses with a series of wild punches.
Doberman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doberman pushes Gorman away with a front kick.
Doberman blocks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorman scores with a leg kick.
Doberman tries to move into range but Gorman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Gorman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Doberman tried to score with a low kick but Gorman checks it.
A jab from Doberman finds it's way through Gorman's defenses.
Doberman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gorman.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doberman. That's going to slow Gorman down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doberman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Doberman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gorman lands a jab to the head.
Doberman blocks a jab.
Gorman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Doberman misses with a two punch combination.
Gorman misses with a hook. Doberman ducked under it nicely.
Gorman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Doberman misses
and Doberman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That has opened up Pvt. Duane Doberman's cut even more.
Doberman thows a leg kick but Gorman checks it
and Gorman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nice shot lands for Gorman.
Doberman tries to clinch but Gorman is having none of it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Doberman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gorman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gorman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Gorman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Doberman on the side of the head.
Gorman thows a body shot but no joy.

Gorman drops Doberman with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Doberman looks back up at him and smiles so Gorman waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Doberman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gorman.
Doberman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gorman attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A big right from Gorman misses.
A shot to the liver by Gorman. Beautiful body shot.
Doberman looks gassed!
Gorman connects with a single shot there.

The cut above Pvt. Duane Doberman's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doberman is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Gorman doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Doberman crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Doberman's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bartly Gorman!
Bartly Gorman retains his super heavyweight title!
Bartly Gorman seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.