PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kris Mahoney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mayhem comes to the cage accompanied by Bullet With A Name by Nonpoint. Mahoney is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Stand Up. John Mayhem has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mayhem
vs
Mahoney

186 cm
23
195 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

180 cm
22
190 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Undead clothing. All items 10$

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Mayhem!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kris Mahoney!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Mayhem there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mahoney throws a nice head kick!
Mahoney misses with a head kick.
Mahoney throws a head kick that misses.
Mayhem lands with a straight right. Mahoney didn't see that one coming.
Mahoney throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mahoney connects with the punch.
Mahoney throws a head kick that half lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mayhem connects with a body shot.
Mayhem lands a nice shot that snaps Mahoney's head back.
Mayhem is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mayhem throws the left hand but Mahoney avoids the punch easily.
Mayhem connects with a jab.
Mahoney takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mayhem. Mahoney does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mahoney connects with a high kick.
Mahoney tries to work over Mayhem's front leg with a kick but Mayhem checks it.
Mayhem avoids the head kick by Mahoney.
Mayhem with a hook.
Mayhem works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mayhem scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A nice leg kick lands there from Mahoney.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayhem throws a front kick aimed at Mahoney's knee but Mahoney avoids it well.
John Mayhem is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mahoney throws a head kick but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mayhem misses with a two punch combination.
Mayhem checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mayhem lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mayhem throws a leg kick but Mahoney sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Mayhem swinging wildly here.
Mayhem scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mahoney tries a head kick but it misses.
Mahoney avoids the body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands with a hook. Mahoney tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mahoney keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mahoney scores with a spinning back kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mayhem walks into a jab.
Mahoney avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mayhem ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mahoney throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mayhem sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mayhem ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mahoney moves away.
Mayhem throws out a loose jab but Mahoney uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mahoney throws a sloppy head kick and Mayhem moves out of range easily.
Mayhem ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mayhem throws a right hand that Mahoney ducks under and follows up with a left that Mahoney also avoids with ease.
Mayhem turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mahoney misses with a takedown attempt - Mayhem sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mayhem cracks a nice hook into Mahoney's ribs.
Mayhem scores with a sloppy right hand. Mahoney should have avoided that one.
Mahoney on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Mayhem blocks a head kick by Mahoney.
Mahoney tries to clinch but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mahoney throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mahoney misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mahoney shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mayhem but Mayhem pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mahoney bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mayhem.
Mahoney pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mahoney takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Mayhem is looking to slow Mahoney down with leg kicks.
Mahoney looks gassed!
Mayhem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mahoney checks a leg kick.
Mayhem scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mahoney showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mayhem.
Mahoney looks for the body kick but Mayhem saw that one coming.
Mayhem throws a series of strikes that have Mahoney backpedaling.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mayhem loads up on a big right hand but Mahoney slips the punch.
A jab from Mayhem misses.
Mayhem is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mayhem moves away from the strike by Mahoney.
Mayhem lands a glancing blow to the side of Mahoney's head.
Mahoney slips a jab and a cross from Mayhem.
Mahoney takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mahoney tries a head kick but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mahoney throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick by Mahoney misses
and Mayhem counters with a nice uppercut.
Mayhem cracks a nice hook into Mahoney's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Mayhem lands an impressive looking overhand right. Mahoney doesn't seem phased though.
Mahoney has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Mayhem ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mahoney moves out of range of the strikes.
Mahoney tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mayhem is able to avoid easily.
Mayhem tries to score with a low kick but Mahoney moves his leg out of the way.
Mahoney slips a straight right by Mayhem.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Mahoney.
John Mayhem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kris Mahoney.
Mahoney ducks right into an uppercut from Mayhem.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mahoney blocks a jab.
Mahoney missing with a left hand there. Mayhem was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mayhem lands a glancing blow to the side of Mahoney's head.
Mayhem thumps Mahoney with a low kick.
Good work by Mahoney as he checks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Mayhem dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Mahoney will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mayhem cracks a nice hook into Mahoney's ribs.
Mayhem connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Mahoney momentarily.
Mayhem bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mahoney ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mayhem moves away.
A head kick misses from Mahoney.
Mahoney tries a head kick but it misses.
Mayhem looks to score with a jab to the body but Mahoney is just out of range.
Mayhem lands with a cross.
Mahoney tries to land a leg kick but Mayhem saw it coming and moves away.
Mayhem throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mahoney walks into a straight right hand from Mayhem.
Mayhem connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sloppy strikes from Mayhem. Those never looked like landing.
Mayhem fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mahoney dives in and grabs Mayhem's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mayhem pushes down on Mahoney's head and hops out.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mahoney lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mayhem has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mayhem and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mayhem with a jab.
Mahoney throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mahoney fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mahoney keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mayhem misses with a series of wild punches.
Mayhem's corner calls for a 1-2. Mayhem obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mayhem blocks a head kick by Mahoney.
Mahoney moves in looking to clinch but Mayhem pushes him off.
Mayhem moves out of range of the body kick from Mahoney.
Mayhem throws out a leg kick but Mahoney moves out of range and Mayhem only half commits.
Mahoney throws a head kick that misses.
Mahoney tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mayhem scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mayhem throws a shot to the body.
Mahoney is breathing heavily.

Mayhem lands a left and a right that send Mahoney crashing to the mat, dazed. Mayhem thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Mahoney is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayhem with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mahoney is still on wobbly legs! Can Mayhem finish him?
Mayhem throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Mayhem as Mahoney shoots in.
Mahoney seems to have recovered his senses.
John Mayhem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kris Mahoney.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Mayhem, as that shot connected.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Mayhem.
Mayhem is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mahoney can do to turn this around?
Mayhem dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mahoney has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mayhem lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Mahoney at a distance.
Mahoney takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mayhem looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mahoney closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jab from Mayhem.
Mahoney connects with a body shot that sends Mayhem's belly button to the back.
Mayhem throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Mahoney crashing down! Mahoney tries to stagger back to his feet but Mayhem just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Mahoney asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Mayhem!
John Mayhem retains his middleweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, John Mayhem made sure he mentioned D.O.A. PRESENTS: PRIME DESIGNS, along with how happy he was to win his fight.