PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Moses Kealekapuna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buffy Slayer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Slayer's choice of entrance music: BTVS. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kealekapuna
vs
Slayer

188 cm
22
207 lbs
11 - 0 - 0

190 cm
21
222 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation
Milwaukee's Best 159's - $75

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Moses Kealekapuna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Buffy Slayer!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slayer misses with a wild combination.
Kealekapuna misses with a hook. Slayer ducked under it nicely.
Slayer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kealekapuna chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kealekapuna is looking to chop away at Slayer's legs.
Slayer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kealekapuna lands with a thumping leg kick.
Slayer moves out of range of the strikes.
Kealekapuna throws the kick towards the body but Slayer avoids it.
Slayer lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A chopping leg kick lands by Kealekapuna.
Slayer looks gassed!
Kealekapuna throws a nice inside leg kick.
Slayer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jab, jab by Kealekapuna - just one landing.
Kealekapuna lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kealekapuna lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Slayer tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kealekapuna misses with a wild body shot.
Kealekapuna throws a body punch but Slayer moves out of range.
Kealekapuna thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kealekapuna. That's going to slow Slayer down.
Kealekapuna works Slayer's body with a nice hook.
Kealekapuna scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kealekapuna cracks the inside of Slayer's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kealekapuna tries a head kick but it misses.
Donk. Slayer catches Kealekapuna right on the button with a cross.
Kealekapuna stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kealekapuna throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kealekapuna feints and then cracks Slayer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Slayer down.
Kealekapuna scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kealekapuna connects with a single shot there.

Slayer is rocked!
Kealekapuna feints a jab and as Slayer dips his head, Kealekapuna unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Slayer right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Slayer falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Kealekapuna smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Moses Kealekapuna!
Moses Kealekapuna very nearly forgot to thank Milwaukee's Best 159's - $75 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.