PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Adebisi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody comes to the cage accompanied by Tame. Adebisi has chosen Go Go Adebisi as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McThornbody
vs
Adebisi

188 cm
28
210 lbs
25 - 4 - 0

181 cm
28
210 lbs
20 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Next Level Nutrition 159q $60 (video proof)
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Simon Adebisi!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McThornbody thumps Adebisi with a low kick.
Adebisi avoids the body shot from McThornbody.
McThornbody works the jab nicely.
McThornbody throws a hook but Adebisi avoids it easily.
McThornbody throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McThornbody looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Adebisi lands with a nice combination. McThornbody backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Gristle McThornbody has been cut.
McThornbody lands with a thumping leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Adebisi bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Adebisi. McThornbody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good leg kick by McThornbody there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Adebisi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Adebisi throws a hook but McThornbody avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody throws a nice outside leg kick.
McThornbody on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McThornbody throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Adebisi connects with a crisp jab.
Adebisi lands a body shot.
McThornbody thows a body shot but no joy.
Adebisi blocks a leg kick.
Gristle McThornbody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McThornbody stuns Adebisi with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McThornbody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McThornbody pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody lands a nice leg kick that just misses Adebisi's sensitive parts.
Gristle McThornbody is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Adebisi defending well as McThornbody loads up on a big left hand.
McThornbody lands a leg kick that knocks Adebisi off balance momentarily.
McThornbody misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. McThornbody darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Adebisi moves out of range of the body kick.
Adebisi thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice inside leg kick there by McThornbody. That's going to slow Adebisi down.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McThornbody.
McThornbody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McThornbody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Adebisi manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody cracks Adebisi with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Adebisi takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
McThornbody scores with a jab to the jaw.
Adebisi takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McThornbody connects with a body shot.
McThornbody avoids the body shot from Adebisi.
Adebisi is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McThornbody rather than just go for the knockout.
McThornbody ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Adebisi throws a hook but McThornbody blocks it.
Adebisi shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McThornbody as he avoids it easily.
McThornbody waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Adebisi.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Adebisi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McThornbody throws a push kick but Adebisi slaps the foot to one side.
McThornbody bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That kick from McThornbody tenderised Adebisi's leg. Adebisi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Donk. McThornbody catches Adebisi right on the button with a cross.
McThornbody tries to clinch up
and Adebisi counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McThornbody just misses with a punch to the body.
McThornbody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gristle McThornbody dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gristle McThornbody's cut.
That's time! McThornbody's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Adebisi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Adebisi thows a body shot but no joy.
McThornbody thuds his shin into the meat of Adebisi's side.
Adebisi misses with a wild body shot.
A shot to the liver by McThornbody. Beautiful body shot.
McThornbody digs a good hook to Adebisi's body.
McThornbody is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Adebisi ducks under a wild hook from McThornbody.
Adebisi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Adebisi checks a low kick from McThornbody.
McThornbody stalks Adebisi and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Adebisi's face. Adebisi staggers backwards, shaken.
McThornbody lands a glancing blow to the side of Adebisi's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody walks into a left hand.
McThornbody takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Adebisi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McThornbody listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McThornbody connects with a nice looking jab.
McThornbody buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Adebisi just misses with a punch to the body.
McThornbody throws a leg kick which misses Adebisi's front leg but catches the back leg as Adebisi tries to avoid it.
Adebisi throws a right hand that McThornbody ducks under and follows up with a left that McThornbody also avoids with ease.
Adebisi takes one to the chin there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McThornbody looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adebisi blocks a leg kick.
McThornbody scores with a nice strike.
McThornbody uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Adebisi.
McThornbody throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Adebisi is breathing heavily.
McThornbody connects with a good right hand that stumbles Adebisi. Adebisi circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McThornbody scores with a nice strike.
McThornbody is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Adebisi can do to turn this around?
Adebisi is looking to chop away at McThornbody's legs.
McThornbody looks for the body kick but Adebisi saw that one coming.
McThornbody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Adebisi was well out of range. Poor timing from McThornbody.
McThornbody throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Adebisi steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from McThornbody. That one must have hurt.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Adebisi might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, McThornbody has got the better of the exchanges.
McThornbody drops his hands momentarily and Adebisi takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
McThornbody scores with a spinning back kick!
McThornbody scores with a sloppy right hand. Adebisi should have avoided that one.
Adebisi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Adebisi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McThornbody moves away.
McThornbody lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Adebisi takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Adebisi takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McThornbody scores with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody jabs at Adebisi's body.
McThornbody ducks under a wild hook from Adebisi.
McThornbody scores with a kick to the midsection.
McThornbody darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McThornbody thumps Adebisi with a low kick.
Adebisi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
McThornbody connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Adebisi momentarily.
Adebisi has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Adebisi chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McThornbody can pounce on him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice uppercut there from McThornbody.

Adebisi is rocked!
McThornbody cracks Adebisi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gristle McThornbody dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Gristle McThornbody's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Adebisi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Adebisi shoots in for a takedown but McThornbody shows good takedown defense.

McThornbody lands a left and a right that send Adebisi crashing to the mat, dazed. McThornbody thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Adebisi is still on wobbly legs! Can McThornbody finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Adebisi looks to score with a jab to the body but McThornbody is just out of range.
Adebisi misses with a hook. McThornbody ducked under it nicely.
A punch lands to the side of Adebisi 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McThornbody seems to be stalking Adebisi here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Adebisi drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gristle McThornbody!
Gristle McThornbody retains his light heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Gristle McThornbody started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.