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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between James Kirk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Waldorf Astoria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Astoria has chosen Waltz from Les Sylphides as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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176 lbs
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180 cm
28
174 lbs
28 - 8 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, James Kirk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Waldorf Astoria!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Astoria is looking to score with low kicks.
Astoria throws a nice outside leg kick.
Astoria looks to land a left hand but Kirk moved out of range nicely.
Astoria avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Astoria fails in his attempt to clinch.
Astoria lands with a hook. Kirk tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kirk sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Kirk misses with a kick to the body.
Astoria swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kirk lands a leg kick that knocks Astoria off balance momentarily.
Astoria dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Astoria throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Astoria throws a shot to the body.
Astoria works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Astoria bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kirk throws a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Astoria has closed the distance and engaged Kirk in a clinch.
Astoria tries a body shot but Kirk blocks it.
Astoria misses with a hook from the clinch.
Astoria tries to land a knee to the head but Kirk blocks with his arms.
Astoria throws a head punch that misses.
Kirk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Astoria throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kirk blocks it with crossed arms.
Astoria lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kirk or not.
Kirk prevents a body shot from Astoria.
Astoria scores a nice knee to the body.
Kirk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kirk tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kirk taking a breather.
Kirk blocks a body shot from Astoria.
Kirk throws a punch but it's blocked by Astoria.
Kirk blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Astoria lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kirk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kirk blocks an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Astoria softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Astoria blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kirk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Astoria lands with a short shot to the head.
Kirk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Astoria lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kirk tries to stall but Astoria uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Astoria lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kirk or not.
Kirk tries a body shot but Astoria blocks it.
Astoria blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Astoria.
Astoria lands with a right to the head.
Astoria landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kirk is breathing heavily.
Astoria is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Astoria lands a body shot.
Astoria tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kirk looking to slow down the pace here.
Astoria working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Astoria misses with a knee strike.
Kirk working aggressively here.
Astoria scores with a nice hook to the head.
Astoria can't find room to land a body shot as Kirk controls the action.
Astoria tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kirk blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Astoria lands a body shot.
Kirk working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Astoria.
Astoria tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Astoria softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Astoria lands with a light punch inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Astoria obliges.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kirk.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Astoria tries a body shot but Kirk blocks it.
Astoria digs a right hand underneath Kirk's ribcage. Kirk let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Astoria scores with a nice hook to the head.
Astoria tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kirk swings wildly with an uppercut but Astoria uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kirk avoiding damage as Astoria throws knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Astoria scores with a nice short uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Astoria.
Astoria lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kirk backwards.
Kirk is rocked!
Astoria scores with a nice hook to the head.
Oh Kirk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Astoria swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Astoria lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Astoria fails to land.
Kirk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Astoria scores with a nice hook to the head.
Astoria swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Astoria misses with a knee strike.
Astoria crunches a lovely knee into Kirk's ribcage.
Astoria lands a left hand.
Astoria blocks a body shot from Kirk.
Astoria misses with a short punch on the inside.
Astoria throws a big uppercut that drops Kirk! More strikes from Astoria and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Kirk lies dazed against the cage as Astoria celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Waldorf Astoria!
A relieved looking Waldorf Astoria thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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