PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vyacheslav Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkerello Punchistan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Kalashnikov
vs
Punchistan

195 cm
19
245 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
280 lbs
2 - 10 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vyacheslav Kalashnikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Donkerello Punchistan!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchistan looks to clinch
and Kalashnikov counters with an inside leg kick.
Kalashnikov lands a glancing blow to the side of Punchistan's head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kalashnikov.
Punchistan tries to clinch
and Kalashnikov counters with a stiff right hand.
Kalashnikov throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A good leg kick by Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kalashnikov scores with a kick to the midsection.
Punchistan looks gassed!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Punchistan crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kalashnikov - the referee stops the clock and Punchistan gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kalashnikov. Punchistan manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kalashnikov pushes Punchistan away with a front kick.
Punchistan tries to move into range but Kalashnikov moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Punchistan closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kalashnikov counters with a leg kick.
Punchistan has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kalashnikov.
Punchistan has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kalashnikov.
Kalashnikov connects with a crisp jab.

Kalashnikov lands a big right hand that sends Punchistan crashing to the mat! Kalashnikov stays standing though and waves Punchistan back to his feet!

Punchistan is rocked!
Kalashnikov lands a nice looking body kick.
Punchistan is still on wobbly legs! Can Kalashnikov finish him?
Punchistan tries to get into range but Kalashnikov steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Punchistan! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Kalashnikov scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vyacheslav Kalashnikov!