PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Pinsent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Pinsent
vs
Cartman

190 cm
25
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
23
190 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesse Pinsent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Radbod Blank and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Pinsent clinches up against the cage.

Pinsent pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pinsent slips a jab and a cross from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cartman misses with the combination.
Pinsent throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Pinsent scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cartman is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pinsent sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Sloppy strikes from Pinsent. Those never looked like landing.

Pinsent shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Pinsent working over Cartman with some ground and pound. Cartman looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Pinsent stops Cartman from getting back to his feet.
Pinsent is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

Pinsent is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman is trying to stand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, if Pinsent is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Pinsent lands a nice short elbow.

Pinsent maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Cartman could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Pinsent has cracked it and Cartman is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Pinsent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jesse Pinsent!