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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Jouner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimate Smoker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smoker has chosen Smoke Two Joints as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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135 lbs
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144 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jeff Jouner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ultimate Smoker!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Winston Howard and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jouner misses with the combination.
Smoker lands a nice looking body shot.
Smoker misses with a head kick.
Jouner looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jouner doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Smoker counters with a two punch combo.
Smoker throws a body punch but Jouner moves out of range.
Smoker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jouner slips under a jab.
Jouner shoots in for a takedown but Smoker shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeff Jouner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jouner has a takedown stuffed.
Smoker thows a body shot but no joy.
Jouner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jouner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Smoker misses with a wild combination.
Smoker digs a good body shot into Jouner's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jouner avoids a punch combination nicely.
Smoker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Smoker works over Jouner's head and body with a nice combination.
Smoker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jouner gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Jouner misses with a punch to the body.
Jouner has Smoker pressed against the cage.
Jouner breaks from the clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Jouner.
Smoker misses with the combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smoker avoids the head kick by Jouner.
Ultimate Smoker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jouner takes one on the button.
Smoker throws a lazy right hand but Jouner sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Smoker throws the left hand but Jouner avoids the punch easily.
Jouner shoots in looking for a takedown but Smoker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jouner's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Ultimate Smoker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jouner is breathing heavily.
Smoker lands a lovely overhand right.
Jouner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Smoker throws out the jab.
Good shot there by Smoker.
Smoker lands a slapping body shot.
Smoker lunges at Jouner with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jouner's hand.
Smoker scores with a hook.
Smoker throws a series of punches but Jouner avoids them all with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jouner is looking to clinch.
Jouner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smoker lands with a hook. Jouner tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smoker lands a jab.
Smoker misses with a two punch combination.
Smoker tests Jouner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Smoker throws a looping overhand right but Jouner ducks down to avoid it.
Smoker scores with a nice right hand.
Jouner takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Smoker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jouner really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Smoker throws out a loose jab but Jouner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jouner throws a sloppy head kick and Smoker moves out of range easily.
Smoker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Smoker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Smoker, as that shot connected.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jouner checks a low kick from Smoker.
Smoker feints a jab promting Jouner to slip. Smoker then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Jouner slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Jouner drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jouner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smoker lands with a nice body punch.
Jouner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jouner misses with an uppercut.
Smoker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jouner slips a jab and a cross from Smoker.
Jouner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jouner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smoker lands with a cross.
Jouner moves forwards but Smoker connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ultimate Smoker dominated that round.
That's time! Jouner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Smoker misses with an uppercut. Jouner saw that one coming.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jouner.
Smoker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jouner looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Smoker is fending him off so far but Jouner persists. Nope, Smoker circles away and we're back to standing.
Smoker throws a leg kick but Jouner moved away.
Smoker throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jouner fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeff Jouner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Smoker lands a glancing blow to the side of Jouner's head.
Smoker scores with a nice strike.
Jouner fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Smoker avoids it really well and circles away.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Jouner. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Nice body punch from Smoker.
Jab, jab by Smoker - just one landing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jouner avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Smoker misses with a kick to the body.
Good exchange - Smoker coming out on top.
Smoker scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Jeff Jouner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Smoker scores with the left hand. Jouner knows he should have avoided that one.
Smoker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jouner.
Smoker lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Smoker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jab, jab by Smoker - just one landing.
Jouner looks for a takedown but Smoker sprawls well.
Jouner shoots and misses
and Smoker counters with a left to the body.
Smoker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jouner looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Smoker's corner calls for a 1-2. Smoker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Smoker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jouner's head backwards.
Smoker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Smoker is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smoker with a jab.
Nice body punch from Smoker.
Jouner moves out of range as Smoker strikes.
Smoker throws a series of strikes that have Jouner backpedaling.
Smoker connects with a right hand. Jouner shakes it off.
Jab from Smoker.
Smoker works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Decent striking displayed by Smoker there.
Smoker throws a nice looking combination but Jouner bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Smoker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jouner sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jouner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Smoker.
Smoker scores with a punch to the head.
Jouner takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jouner looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Smoker is fending him off so far but Jouner persists. Nope, Smoker circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smoker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jouner takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jouner takes one to the chin there.
Jouner throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jouner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Smoker connects with a crisp jab.
Smoker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jouner takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Smoker lands the left hand.
Smoker shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Jouner eats them both and turns towards Smoker to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Jouner closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Smoker scores with a nice strike.
Smoker scores with a decent looking hook.
Smoker jabs Jouner right on the nose. Jouner blinks but takes it well.
Smoker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jouner. Jouner circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Smoker there.
Smoker tests Jouner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Smoker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Smoker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jouner ducks under a wild hook from Smoker.
Jouner doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jouner throws a push kick but Smoker slaps the foot to one side.
Jouner throws a head kick that misses.
Smoker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smoker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jouner misses with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jouner needs to keep his hands up - Smoker had a free shot at his head there.
Jouner ducks right into an uppercut from Smoker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ultimate Smoker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Smoker misses with a two punch combination.
Jouner fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jouner just misses with a punch to the body.
Smoker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Smoker dips to his left and cracks Jouner with an uppercut!
Smoker swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jouner.
Jouner takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ultimate Smoker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jouner fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Smoker tries a head kick but it misses.
Smoker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jouner's head backwards.
Smoker throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Smoker stuffs the takedown attempt from Jouner. Jouner gets slowly back to his feet.
Jouner moves away from the strike by Smoker.
Smoker swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jouner counters with a shoot takedown. Smoker fights it but they end up in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smoker wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jouner won't allow Smoker to sweep him here.
Smoker wants to stand and escape but Jouner is having none of it.
Jouner stands up from Smoker's guard - Jouner perhaps looking for a knockout.
Jouner shoots in but Smoker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeff Jouner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horrible takedown by Jouner or perhaps it was just good defense by Smoker which made him look bad.
Smoker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Smoker lands a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smoker throws a right hand that Jouner ducks under and follows up with a left that Jouner also avoids with ease.
Nice shot by Smoker.
Smoker scores with a jab to the head.
Smoker throws out a loose jab but Jouner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smoker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smoker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jouner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smoker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A bone on bone clash there as Jouner blocks the leg kick.
Smoker with a nice cross.
Jouner throws a sloppy head kick and Smoker moves out of range easily.
A jab from Smoker does it's job there.
Jouner drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smoker lands with a nice combination. Jouner backs away looking to recover.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smoker lands a nice looking body shot.
Jouner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Smoker cracks Jouner with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jouner takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Smoker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Smoker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Smoker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Smoker closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jouner dives in and grabs Smoker's left leg, looking for a takedown. Smoker pushes down on Jouner's head and hops out.
Smoker throws out a powerful jab.
Smoker throws a one two combo.
Ultimate Smoker is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A swing and a miss from Smoker.
Smoker misses with a series of wild punches.
Jouner shoots in for a takedown but Smoker shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Smoker darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jouner moves in looking to clinch but Smoker pushes him off.
Jouner takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Smoker tests Jouner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Smoker darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jouner moves forwards but Smoker connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Smoker stuns Jouner with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jouner.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jouner ducks right into an uppercut from Smoker.
Jeff Jouner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smoker lands a nice hook to Jouner's body. Jouner takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Smoker dips to his left and cracks Jouner with an uppercut!
And that's the end of the fight!
Ultimate Smoker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Smoker winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ultimate Smoker!
A very excited looking Ultimate Smoker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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