PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rockstar Randy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dingo Hansen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Randy comes to the cage accompanied by High. Hansen has chosen "Wooly Bully" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs as his entrance music. Dingo Hansen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Randy
vs
Hansen

175 cm
20
145 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

172 cm
22
149 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Rockstar Randy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Dingo Hansen!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Chris Edwards and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hansen scores with a body shot.
Hansen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Randy fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Hansen drops Randy with a nice combination! Hansen dives into Randy's guard, looking to finish!

Randy is rocked!

It looks like Rockstar Randy has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hansen advances to half guard.
Oh Randy is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hansen is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hansen is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Hansen tries to stand and escape but Randy is controlling the position.
Hansen working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Hansen wants to stand but Randy has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Hansen wants to free his trapped foot but Randy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Hansen scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Hansen lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Hansen working over Randy with some ground and pound. Randy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Randy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Randy is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Hansen working over Randy with some ground and pound. Randy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Hansen lands strikes from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hansen lands a nice short elbow.
Hansen working the head and body with strikes.
Hansen lands with a punch from half guard.
Hansen trying to pass the guard but Randy defending well.
Hansen passes to full mount!
Hansen tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Randy seems to have got his legs back now.
Hansen is landing with some decent strikes but Randy is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Randy wants to hold on but Hansen pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Hansen.
Randy can't escape the position.
Hansen working the ground and pound effectively.
Hansen lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Randy in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Randy takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Hansen lands with some strikes.
Hansen connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Hansen in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Hansen lands a heavy elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hansen with a couple of short strikes.
Hansen landing strikes, looking to finish!
Hansen dominating with strikes here.
Hansen lands with some strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hansen lands a heavy elbow.

Hansen looking to secure an arm triangle but Randy defends it well.
Hansen postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Randy looks a forlorn figure.
Hansen is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Randy is wriggling around trying to escape.
Hansen with a couple of short strikes.
Randy is looking to improve his position but Hansen isn't that keen on the idea.
Hansen lands a nice shot to the head.
Hansen misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Randy is trying desperately to improve position.
Randy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Hansen really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Randy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hansen fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Hansen avoids the attempt from Randy to control.
Randy regains half guard.
Randy trying to hold on to Hansen's head to control him but Hansen postures up.
Randy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hansen.
Randy wants to control but Hansen is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Randy taking some punishment here, with Hansen in his half guard.
Randy keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Randy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hansen throwing shots but Randy is blocking nicely.
Randy is staying active underneath Hansen, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Hansen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dingo Hansen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rockstar Randy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hansen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Randy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hansen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hansen works Randy's body with a nice hook.
Randy blocks a head kick by Hansen.
Randy misses with a takedown attempt - Hansen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Randy doesn't manage to clinch there - Hansen circles away.
A punch combination from Hansen misses.
Randy takes one to the chin there.
Hansen moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Randy wants to clinch up but Hansen keeps it at a distance.
Hansen drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Randy right on the button. Randy goes down! Hansen follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Hansen gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dingo Hansen!