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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eiki Daikaura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Duck Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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139 lbs
29 - 22 - 0 |
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300 lbs
2 - 2 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eiki Daikaura!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Duck Dong!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but Daikaura moved away.
Daikaura works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A cross from Daikaura lands.
Duck Dong tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Daikaura lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Duck Dong has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Duck Dong and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Duck Dong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Daikaura thows a leg kick but Duck Dong checks it
and Duck Dong counters with a nice kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crack! A monster head kick from Duck Dong and Daikaura falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Duck Dong!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Long Duck Dong!
A very excited looking Long Duck Dong rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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