PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Orton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua
vs
Orton

225 cm
25
130 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

163 cm
25
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy Orton!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orton stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Orton wants it to stay on the feet.

Orton rushes Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Orton wants to take the fight to the mat but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to break the clinch but Orton is controlling the position.
Orton is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defending well.
Orton tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua just stands there and leans against the cage.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randy Orton.
Orton misses with a short punch on the inside.

Orton breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Orton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Orton with a poor takedown

and Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orton blocking the ground and pound attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Orton blocking the ground and pound attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a huge punch but Orton dodges it nicely.
Orton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Orton is trying to stand back up but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is controlling him
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Orton wants to get back to full guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Orton trying to control but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Orton looks gassed!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Orton is trying to get back to full guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but Orton is blocking nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a huge punch but Orton dodges it nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Orton wants to control but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is keeping busy.
Orton blocking the ground and pound attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Orton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Orton really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Orton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Orton defending well though.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Orton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Orton defending well though.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to ground and pound but Orton is blocking nicely.
Orton blocking the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to finish Orton with some ground and pound. This is bad for Orton!
Orton in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Orton is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Orton is bucking up trying to escape but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes here but Orton is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Orton because Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loaded up on that one.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes here but Orton is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to ground and pound but Orton is blocking nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Orton because Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loaded up on that one.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a big elbow.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Orton is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Orton blocking the ground and pound.
Orton keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to ground and pound but Orton is blocking nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with good strikes from the mount here!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua unloads with some shots from mount but Orton bucks and avoids them well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dominated that round.
That's time! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Orton as he jumps to the side.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a takedown attempt.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Orton tries to avoid it but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Orton to the ground. Orton escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horrible takedown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua or perhaps it was just good defense by Orton which made him look bad.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in and drives through. Orton sprawls well.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown but Orton shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice takedown defense from Orton. No joy for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua on that attempt.
Orton throws a right and a left that both miss.
Orton shoots in for a takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Orton stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Orton wants it to stay on the feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Orton sprawls well. Orton wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua gets slowly back to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Orton feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsauas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orton shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with the takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua as Orton shoots in.
Nice sprawl there from Orton as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown but Orton shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a takedown attempt.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying hard to land a takedown here. Orton sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Orton moves into the clinch.

Orton escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Randy Orton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Orton pinned against the cage. Orton gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Orton throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Orton blocking the ground and pound attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Orton is trying to control but can't.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a huge punch but Orton dodges it nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Orton is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Orton keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Orton is trying to stand back up but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is controlling him

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Orton defending well though.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working Orton over with strikes.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working Orton over with strikes.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Orton's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Orton avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is thwarting Orton's attempts to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

A telegraphed takedown attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defended easily by Orton.
Orton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to score a power double leg takedown but Orton sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua somewhat.
Orton changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to avoid it but Orton manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua to the ground. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Orton misses with a jab, cross combination.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to score a takedown here. Orton is defending well but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua drives through and ends up in Orton's guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Orton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Orton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Orton has wrist control.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Orton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Orton working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Orton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Orton avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orton is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Orton has wrist control.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a couple of elbows.
Orton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Orton's head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Orton blocks nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some strikes from top position.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Orton blocks nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Orton has wrist control.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Orton working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Orton preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua distracts Orton with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Orton can do to turn this around?
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Orton blocks nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua landing some decent shots from guard.
Orton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Orton utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Orton has wrist control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Orton wants to sweep here but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua controlling him for the moment.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Randy Orton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!