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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). uisce beag's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Watermark by Enya. The crowd seem to be enjoying Slice's choice of entrance music: All I Do is Win. Kimbo Slice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.



189 cm
28
284 lbs
8 - 7 - 0
185 cm
31
240 lbs
18 - 9 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Uisce uisce beag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Columbo Gatti and Alyssa Summers.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice looks for a takedown but uisce beag sprawls well.
Slice misses with a body shot.
uisce beag throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
uisce beag looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
uisce beag throws a jab but it's blocked by Slice.
Slice is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slice checks a low kick from uisce beag.
Slice lands with a good body shot.
A big right from uisce beag misses.
Slice thuds a left hand into uisce beag's body.
Slice shoots in looking for a takedown but uisce beag manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Slice's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slice looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Uisce uisce beag has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kimbo Slice.
Slice lands a body shot.
uisce beag throws a hook but Slice avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice with a jab.
uisce beag misses with a head kick.
Slice cracks uisce beag with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Slice scores with a nice body kick.
uisce beag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Slice sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
uisce beag connects with a right hand. Slice shakes it off.
A looping hook to the body misses from uisce beag. Slice does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slice moves out of range of the body kick.
uisce beag cracks Slice with a good jab.
Slice throws a right hand that uisce beag ducks under and follows up with a left that uisce beag also avoids with ease.
Slice misses with a body shot.
Slice fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slice thows a left - swing and a miss!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
uisce beag throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
uisce beag slips a straight right by Slice.
uisce beag avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slice feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to uisce beag's calf.
Slice catches uisce beag with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
uisce beag throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
uisce beag shoots in for a takedown but Slice shows good takedown defense.
uisce beag fails to land the takedown.
Slice dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
uisce beag takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slice keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
uisce beag tries a head kick but it misses.
A slow jab from Slice misses its intended target.
uisce beag just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
uisce beag thows a left - swing and a miss!
uisce beag blocks the body kick.
Slice misses the shot to the body.
Slice moves out of range as uisce beag throws a body kick.
Slice connects with a solid leg kick.

A momentary lapse in concentration from uisce beag enables Slice to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. uisce beag manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Slice is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Kimbo Slice wasn't active enough on the ground.
uisce beag walks into a straight right hand from Slice.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slice tests uisce beag's chin there with a solid looking shot.
No joy there for uisce beag, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slice lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and uisce beag has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from uisce beag and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
uisce beag throws a push kick but Slice slaps the foot to one side.
uisce beag scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Slice jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slice lands with a hook. uisce beag tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
uisce beag throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
uisce beag fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slice manages to avoid it.
Good shot there by uisce beag.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kimbo Slice dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!


Good work by uisce beag as he checks the leg kick.
Slice uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from uisce beag.
Slice thows a body shot but no joy.
Slice swings for the body but uisce beag moves out of range.
Kimbo Slice seems to be getting the better of the standup.
uisce beag throws a body punch but Slice moves out of range.
Slice swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by uisce beag.
uisce beag shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Slice but Slice pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slice closes this distance looking for a takedown but uisce beag circles away.
Slice connects with a right hand. uisce beag shakes it off.
uisce beag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
uisce beag misses with the combination.
Slice delivers a nice body kick.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Slice. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
uisce beag throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
uisce beag clobbers Slice with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Slice lands a nice shot that snaps uisce beag's head back.
Nice shot by Slice.
uisce beag shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Slice pinned against the cage. Slice gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Slice throws a leg kick but uisce beag sees it coming and moves out of range.
Slice on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

A momentary lapse in concentration from uisce beag enables Slice to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. uisce beag manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

uisce beag has an active guard here but Slice has managed to pass into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slice is looking to advance position but uisce beag won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice works his way into full mount!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Slice looking to control and managing it successfully.
Slice trying to control but uisce beag is having none of it.
Slice controlling the pace for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
uisce beag is squirming around, avoiding Slice's attempts to control the action.
Slice controlling the pace for now.
uisce beag is trying to escape the mount.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Kimbo Slice was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Slice throws a hook but uisce beag avoids it easily.
Slice throws a hook but uisce beag blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice misses with a shot to the body
and uisce beag connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slice ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slice connects with a crisp jab.
uisce beag misses with a wild body shot.
uisce beag fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slice checks it well.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good standup being displayed there by Slice as he connects with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slice. uisce beag does a little dance to reset his feet.
uisce beag walks into a jab.
uisce beag throws a series of punches but Slice avoids them all with ease.
uisce beag looks to land a left hand but Slice moved out of range nicely.
uisce beag throws a lazy head kick
and Slice counters with a huge left! uisce beag is in big trouble! He's backing up but Slice isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save uisce beag from any more damage. A dominating finish by Slice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kimbo Slice!
In his post fight interview, Kimbo Slice started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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RATING
48%
 
 
 
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