PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Fidel Castroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lol Jk Lol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Castroy
vs
Jk Lol

198 cm
25
282 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

187 cm
18
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Excellent boxer
Very quick

Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Fidel Castroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lol Jk Lol!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Castroy crunches a lovely knee into Lol's ribcage.
Castroy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Castroy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lol avoids it.
Lol wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Castroy lands a knee to the body.
Castroy slows down the pace here.
Lol managing to block the knees to the body from Castroy.
The referee is keeping an eye on Castroy - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lol wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Lol pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Castroy rushes Lol and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Castroy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fidel Castroy.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Lol has had enough of the clinch but Castroy keeps him there for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Come on Castroy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Lol wants to get back to striking at distance but Castroy won't allow it.
Castroy pressing his opponent against the cage.
Castroy has Lol pressed against the cage, preventing Lol from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Castroy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lol.
Castroy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lol avoids it.
Lol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lol managing to block the knees to the body from Castroy.
Lol wants to get back to striking at distance but Castroy won't allow it.
Lol letting Castroy take a breather here.
Castroy scores a nice knee to the body.
Lol looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Castroy lands a good knee to the midsection. Lol won't want to take too many of those.
Castroy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lol is defending well for now.
Castroy is struggling to control the position.
Knees to the body from Castroy.
Castroy landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Castroy lands a knee to the body.
Castroy unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Castroy is stalling here.
Castroy putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lol in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Castroy is pushing Lol up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Knees in the clinch landing for Castroy.
Lol looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Castroy slowing the pace effectively.
Lol is trying to push Castroy away but Castroy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Castroy lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Knees to the body from Castroy.
Come on Castroy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fidel Castroy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Castroy throws a right and a left that both miss.

Castroy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Castroy landing knees to the body.
The referee calls for Castroy to work.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fidel Castroy.

Castroy has Lol up against the cage in a clinch.
Fidel Castroy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Lol is breathing heavily.
Castroy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Castroy displaying some good clinch control by pressing Lol up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castroy lands a knee to the body.
Lol takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Castroy putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lol in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Castroy scores a nice knee to the body.
Lol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Castroy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Castroy.
Castroy seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Lol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Castroy content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fidel Castroy.
Lol takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Castroy misses with a series of wild punches.
Castroy connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Lol Jk Lol has been cut.

Castroy moves into range and clinches up with Lol.
Lol being controlled against the cage.
Castroy crunches a lovely knee into Lol's ribcage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Castroy leaning his opponent against the cage.
Castroy scores a nice knee to the body.
Castroy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Castroy trying to land knees to the body.
Castroy has Lol pressed against the cage, preventing Lol from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Castroy unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lol lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Castroy tries to land knees in the clinch but Lol avoids the damage to the body.
Castroy landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Castroy controlling the action here for a moment.
Castroy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Castroy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lol can do to turn this around?
Castroy unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees in the clinch landing for Castroy.
Castroy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Lol avoids it.
Castroy stalling.
Castroy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Castroy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Castroy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lol.
Lol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fidel Castroy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lol Jk Lol's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Castroy throws a series of punches but Lol moves out of range.
Castroy cracks Lol with a good jab.

Castroy rushes Lol and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Castroy unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lol lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A bit of stalling here from Castroy.
Castroy keeps control of Lol as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Lol takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Castroy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Lol up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fidel Castroy.

Castroy forces Lol back against the cage and clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Castroy lands a nice knee to the body.
Castroy missing with knees to the body.
Castroy lands a nice knee to the body.
Castroy taking a breather.
Lol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Castroy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fidel Castroy.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Castroy!
Castroy throws a right hand that Lol ducks under and follows up with a left that Lol also avoids with ease.

Castroy has Lol up against the cage in a clinch.
Castroy tries to land knees in the clinch but Lol avoids the damage to the body.
Lol managing to block the knees to the body from Castroy.
Castroy trying to land knees to the body.
Castroy content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Castroy crunches a lovely knee into Lol's ribcage.
Castroy just leaning against Lol, taking a breather.
Lol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Castroy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Castroy lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Castroy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Castroy slowing the pace effectively.
Castroy lands a good knee to the midsection. Lol won't want to take too many of those.
Castroy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Lol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Castroy stalling in the clinch.
Castroy landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Castroy slows down the pace here.
Castroy gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Fidel Castroy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Castroy keeps control of Lol as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A bit of stalling here from Castroy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Fidel Castroy.

Lol tries to keep at a distance but Castroy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lol Jk Lol has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Castroy landing some nice looking knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fidel Castroy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Castroy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:24
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:24
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fidel Castroy!
A very excited looking Fidel Castroy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.