PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juris Dicktion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Private Pile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Pile's choice of entrance music: Jelly Doughnut. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Dicktion
vs
Pile

180 cm
21
260 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

198 cm
21
270 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Juris Dicktion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Private Pile!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Viktor Lagutenko and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dicktion dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dicktion tries to clinch but Pile moves away
and Pile counters with a left and a right that stings Dicktion.
Pile circles away from the clinch attempt
and Pile counters with a head kick. That will keep Dicktion thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Dicktion swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dicktion darts in trying to clinch
and Pile counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dicktion throws a lazy head kick
and Pile counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Juris Dicktion has been cut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dicktion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pile misses with a few strikes there.
Dicktion misses the shot to the body.
Pile tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dicktion throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pile.
Dicktion tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dicktion lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pile throws a right and a left that Dicktion avoids nicely.
Dicktion darts in trying to clinch
and Pile counters with a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion throws a low kick but Pile avoids it.
Dicktion wants to clinch but Pile slips to the side
and Pile counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pile scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dicktion in his tracks.
Pile looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dicktion tries to clinch up
and Pile counters with a three punch combo that has Dicktion backing up. Dicktion nods at Pile to acknowledge the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pile counters with a body kick that stops Dicktion in his tracks momentarily.
Pile keeps the fight on the outside.
Pile throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dicktion stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pile rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dicktion moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dicktion uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pile.
Juris Dicktion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Dicktion pushes Pile up against the cage in a clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion throws a head punch that misses.

Pile breaks the clinch.
Pile tries to score with a low kick but Dicktion moves his leg out of the way.
Dicktion closes the distance but Pile moves to the side
and Pile counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pile looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dicktion wants to clinch
and Pile counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dicktion.
Pile tries to bum rush Dicktion with a series of wild strikes but Dicktion uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Private Pile dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Juris Dicktion's cut.
That's time! Dicktion's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dicktion gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pile.
A low kick from Dicktion is predictable there
and Pile counters with a solid body kick.
Pile misses with a body kick.
Dicktion tries to clinch but Pile moves out of range.
Dicktion throws a head kick that misses
and Pile counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dicktion pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pile is out of range and Dicktion settles back down.
Pile throws a nice looking combination but Dicktion bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pile circles away from the clinch attempt
and Pile counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion moves to clinch but Pile breaks away
and Pile counters with a series of strikes. Dicktion will be more careful next time no doubt.
Dicktion wants to clinch
and Pile counters with a three punch combo that has Dicktion backing up. Dicktion nods at Pile to acknowledge the strikes.
Pile connects with a right hand. Dicktion shakes it off.
Pile throws a nice looking combination but Dicktion bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pile bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dicktion's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion wants to clinch
and Pile counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Dicktion slips a jab and a cross from Pile.
Pile checks a low kick from Dicktion.
Dicktion wants to clinch
and Pile counters with a left and a right that stings Dicktion.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dicktion wants to clinch.
Pile looks to land a right hand but Dicktion moved out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pile misses with the combination.
Pile misses with a double jab.
Pile is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Pile fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dicktion.
Pile checks the leg kick.
Dicktion closes the distance looking to clinch
and Pile counters with a right hand to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pile throws a head kick but Dicktion moves out of range.
Dicktion tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pile counters with a series of strikes. Dicktion will be more careful next time no doubt.
Pile misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dicktion tries to clinch
and Pile counters with a thumping low kick.
Dicktion tries to clinch up
and Pile counters with a series of strikes. Dicktion will be more careful next time no doubt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dicktion tries to clinch
and Pile counters with a left and a right that stings Dicktion.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Private Pile showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Juris Dicktion's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Dicktion tries to clinch but Pile moves out of range.
Dicktion misses with a leg kick
and Pile makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dicktion really felt that one!
Dicktion tries to clinch up.
Dicktion closes the distance but Pile moves to the side
and Pile counters with a nice uppercut.
Dicktion tries to clinch
and Pile counters with an outside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Dicktion.
Pile throws a push kick but Dicktion slaps the foot to one side.
Dicktion tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pile counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dicktion tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pile makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dicktion really felt that one!
Pile throws a sloppy head kick and Dicktion moves out of range easily.
Pile avoids the head kick by Dicktion.
Pile scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dicktion lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pile lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pile misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pile throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A solid body kick from Pile.
Pile misses with a two punch combination.
Dicktion closes the distance but Pile moves to the side
and Pile counters with a stiff right hand.
Sloppy strikes from Pile. Those never looked like landing.
Pile checks a leg kick.
Pile circles away from the clinch attempt
and Pile counters with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dicktion wants to clinch.
Pile looks to land a body kick but Dicktion moved away.
Dicktion looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Dicktion misses the shot to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dicktion, right into the meat.
Pile has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dicktion wants to clinch but Pile slips to the side
and Pile counters with a left and a right that stings Dicktion.
Pile throws a nice looking combination but Dicktion bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pile misses with a few strikes there.
Dicktion will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Pile circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Pile to counter with a crisp jab.
Juris Dicktion has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dicktion is looking to slow Pile down with leg kicks.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dicktion.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Private Pile.
Well Pile has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 27:30
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Private Pile!
After the big win, Private Pile made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors BALCO UNIFORM and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.