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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yerface comes to the cage accompanied by In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Tyson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Thriller Indiano. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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190 cm
29
214 lbs
16 - 3 - 0 |
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190 cm
26
223 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jason Tyson! The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, John Kavanagh and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Yerface with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Yerface misses with a series of wild punches.
Yerface is looking to slow Tyson down with leg kicks. Tyson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tyson lands a jab. Tyson tries to keep at a distance but Yerface has taken the fight into the clinch. Tyson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Tyson avoids a wild elbow strike from Yerface. The referee calls for Yerface to work.
Yerface misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round. A right handed body shot lands from Yerface.
Yerface's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Tyson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tyson slips under a jab from Yerface. Yerface connects with an inside leg kick. Yerface throws a jab but it's blocked by Tyson. Tyson misses the jab. Yerface wants to clinch up but Tyson keeps it at a distance. A slow jab from Tyson misses its intended target. Yerface throws a poor cross that misses
and Tyson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Tyson lands a jab to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action! Yerface throws a head kick that misses. Tyson drops his hands momentarily and Yerface takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Yerface - that will leave a mark!
Tyson moves forwards but Yerface connects with a nice, crisp jab. Yerface looks to land a right hand but Tyson moved out of range. Yerface chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Yerface bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Yerface lands a nice hook to Tyson's body. Tyson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Yerface avoids the head kick by Tyson.
Tyson throws a head kick but Yerface moves out of range.
Yerface is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Tyson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Yerface looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Yerface throws an overhand right that lands on Tyson's shoulder, as Tyson tries to avoid the shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Tyson takes one on the button. A slapping body kick lands there for Yerface. Yerface throws a shot from downtown. Tyson moves away and avoids it. Yerface looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Yerface throws the kick towards the body but Tyson avoids it. Yerface thuds a left hand into Tyson's body. Tyson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Yerface connects with a jab. Yerface takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. This has been an exciting period of action! Nice shot by Yerface. Tyson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Yerface throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Yerface shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tyson pinned against the cage. Tyson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. Tyson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tyson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yerface was well out of range. Poor timing from Tyson. Tyson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Yerface connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Yerface lands a jab to the head.
Yerface scores with a hook to the body. Tyson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tyson thows a left - swing and a miss! Yerface uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tyson. Tyson misses the shot to the body. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ima Yerface dominated that round. That's time! Yerface's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Yerface goes for a high kick. It partially lands. Yerface with a jab.
Tyson is rocked! Tyson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tyson is still on wobbly legs! Can Yerface finish him? Tyson gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Yerface points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Tyson wakes up just in time to hear Yerface thank his coaches in the post fight interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ima Yerface! A relieved looking Ima Yerface thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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