PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dancer Cotillion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mc Flurry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mc Flurry was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Cotillion
vs
Flurry

190 cm
19
218 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

193 cm
18
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dancer Cotillion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mc Flurry!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cotillion connects with a leg kick. Flurry looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cotillion pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cotillion keeps Flurry at a distance using the push kick.
Flurry closes the distance but Cotillion moves to the side
and Cotillion counters with a head kick.
Cotillion moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cotillion moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Flurry wants to clinch up but Cotillion keeps it at a distance.
Cotillion looks for the body kick but Flurry saw that one coming.
Cotillion lands a head kick. Flurry smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cotillion scores with a kick to the body.
Cotillion connects with a leg kick. Flurry looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Flurry doesn't manage to clinch there - Cotillion circles away.
Flurry fails with an attempt to clinch.
Flurry tries to clinch there but Cotillion circles away.
Cotillion chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cotillion throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Flurry takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Cotillion tries to score with a low kick but Flurry moves his leg out of the way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cotillion.
Cotillion scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Flurry on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cotillion scores with a head kick. Flurry tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Cotillion misses with a low kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Flurry checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Flurry tries to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a body kick that stops Flurry in his tracks momentarily.
Flurry tries to close the distance and clinch but Cotillion swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Flurry wants to clinch.
Cotillion is looking to slow Flurry down with leg kicks.
Cotillion scores with a head kick.
Flurry is looking to clinch but Cotillion is avoiding it.
Flurry scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Dancer Cotillion has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cotillion feints and then cracks Flurry's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Flurry down.
Cotillion pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flurry tries to clinch but Cotillion moves away
and Flurry takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Flurry on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cotillion. Cotillion obviously looking to wear him down.
Cotillion circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cotillion makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Flurry fails with an attempt to clinch.
Flurry throws out a loose jab but Cotillion uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cotillion misses with a body kick.
Cotillion thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Flurry if he has to take too many more of those.
Flurry looks to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cotillion connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cotillion keeps the fight on the outside.
Cotillion misses with a body kick.
Flurry misses with a wild combination.
Cotillion tries to score with a low kick but Flurry moves his leg out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cotillion misses with a low kick.
Flurry moves out of range of the body kick.
Flurry wants to clinch up but Cotillion keeps it at a distance.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cotillion.
Cotillion dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Flurry has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Cotillion.
Flurry tries to clinch up but Cotillion circles away and keeps his distance.
Flurry chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cotillion can pounce on him.
Both fighters circling a little - Cotillion finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Flurry wants to clinch but Cotillion slips to the side
and Cotillion counters with an outside leg kick.
Flurry moves in looking to clinch but Cotillion pushes him off.
Cotillion lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Flurry's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Flurry tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Flurry tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Cotillion manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cotillion throws a low kick but it's checked well by Flurry.
Cotillion looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Flurry moves to clinch but Cotillion breaks away
and Cotillion counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flurry throws a sloppy head kick and Cotillion moves out of range easily.
Flurry moves to clinch but Cotillion breaks away
and Cotillion counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cotillion fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Flurry looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cotillion is looking to slow Flurry down with leg kicks.
Flurry wants to clinch but Cotillion slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cotillion scoring well with a low kick there.
Cotillion throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Flurry stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cotillion.
Flurry throws a predictable looking body shot
and Cotillion makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Flurry tries to clinch
and Cotillion makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cotillion lands a high kick!
Flurry chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cotillion can pounce on him.
Flurry tries to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a nice leg kick.
Cotillion chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dancer Cotillion dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dancer Cotillion's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Flurry tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cotillion paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cotillion tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Flurry is able to avoid easily.
Flurry doesn't manage to clinch there - Cotillion circles away.
Cotillion swats away the attempt to clinch by Flurry.
Cotillion lands a head kick!
Cotillion thows a body kick. Flurry tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Flurry tries to clinch but Cotillion is having none of it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cotillion.
Flurry wants to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cotillion.
Cotillion lands with a nice body kick.

Flurry has managed to clinch.
Cotillion can't find room to land a body shot as Flurry controls the action.
Flurry pushes off an throws an elbow but Cotillion leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cotillion is trying to maintain a safe position but Flurry gets an underhook and turns Cotillion into the cage.
Flurry wants to get back to striking at distance but Cotillion won't allow it.
Flurry drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Cotillion gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Cotillion working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Flurry with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cotillion lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Flurry backwards.
Cotillion tries to break free but Flurry pushes him back against the cage.
Cotillion is struggling to control the position.
Cotillion tries a body shot but Flurry blocks it.
Flurry is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Cotillion breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Flurry tries to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a thumping low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cotillion throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Flurry tries to clinch up
and Cotillion counters with a good low kick that Flurry was not able to check.
Cotillion throws a leg kick but Flurry moved away.
Cotillion misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flurry.
Flurry fails with an attempt to clinch.
Flurry tries to clinch up
and Cotillion counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dancer Cotillion is winning the standup battle so far.
Flurry doesn't manage to clinch there - Cotillion circles away.
Flurry fails with an attempt to clinch.
Flurry tries to grapple but his opponent circles
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
and Cotillion counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cotillion lands a nice leg kick that just misses Flurry's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flurry tries a head kick but it misses.
Flurry chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cotillion can pounce on him.
Cotillion lands a body shot.
Cotillion stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Cotillion wants it to stay on the feet.
Flurry darts in trying to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a nice body kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Cotillion. Flurry shrugs it off though.
Flurry wants to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a solid body kick.
Flurry darts in trying to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a low kick, right behind Flurry 's knee.
Flurry wants to clinch but Cotillion slips to the side
and Cotillion makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dancer Cotillion is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Flurry tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Cotillion counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Nice body kick from Cotillion.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cotillion pivots, looking for a leg kick but Flurry is out of range and Cotillion settles back down.
Flurry tries to clinch but Cotillion moves away
and Cotillion counters with a body kick that stops Flurry in his tracks momentarily.
Flurry fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cotillion is looking to wear down Flurry with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cotillion cracks the inside of Flurry's front leg.
Cotillion connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Flurry on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Flurry moves to clinch but Cotillion breaks away
and Cotillion counters with a good low kick that Flurry was not able to check.
Flurry tries to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a leg kick.
Cotillion swats away the attempt to clinch by Flurry.
Cotillion throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Flurry.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cotillion circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cotillion counters with a thumping low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dancer Cotillion dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dancer Cotillion's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Nice body kick from Cotillion.
Flurry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cotillion throws the kick towards the body but Flurry avoids it.
Cotillion moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Flurry moves to clinch but Cotillion breaks away
and Cotillion counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Flurry tries to clinch but Cotillion moves away
and Cotillion counters with a low kick, right behind Flurry 's knee.
Cotillion feints and then cracks Flurry's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Flurry down.
Flurry fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cotillion keeps the fight on the outside.
Flurry tries to clinch
and Cotillion counters with an outside leg kick.
Flurry is looking to clinch but Cotillion is avoiding it.
Flurry fails with an attempt to clinch.
Flurry tries to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a good, hard body kick but Flurry shrugs it off.
Flurry throws the left hand but Cotillion avoids the punch easily.
Flurry takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flurry wants to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a slapping leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cotillion lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Flurry has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Flurry and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Flurry wants to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a slapping leg kick.
Flurry looks to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Flurry wants to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cotillion misses with a body kick.
Cotillion misses with an attempted mid kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cotillion. That's going to slow Flurry down.
Cotillion scoring well with a low kick there.
Flurry darts in trying to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a leg kick.
Cotillion lands a nice leg kick that just misses Flurry's sensitive parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flurry closes the distance but Cotillion moves to the side
and Cotillion counters with a head kick. That will keep Flurry thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Cotillion throws a low kick, looking for Flurry's leg but Flurry calmly moves out of range.
Cotillion lands a nice leg kick that just misses Flurry's sensitive parts.
Flurry tries to clinch up.
Flurry is looking to clinch but Cotillion is avoiding it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cotillion.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cotillion, right into the meat.
Cotillion tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cotillion thumps Flurry with a low kick.
Flurry wants to clinch but Cotillion slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Flurry on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cotillion scores with the left hand. Flurry knows he should have avoided that one.
Flurry tries to clinch up but Cotillion circles away and keeps his distance.
Cotillion misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cotillion circles away from the clinch attempt.
Flurry closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cotillion makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Flurry really felt that one!
Flurry shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cotillion defends it nicely.
Cotillion throws a solid leg kick but Flurry takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cotillion.
Dancer Cotillion is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cotillion lands a leg kick that knocks Flurry off balance momentarily.
Cotillion jabs Flurry to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cotillion connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A head kick misses from Cotillion.
Cotillion is looking to land body kicks.
Cotillion tries to land a leg kick but Flurry saw it coming and moves away.
Flurry moves out of range of the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cotillion turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cotillion throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Flurry's head.
Cotillion buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Flurry wants to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Flurry tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Cotillion makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Cotillion throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Flurry's head.
Flurry closes the distance but Cotillion moves to the side
and Cotillion counters with an inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Flurry 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cotillion moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Flurry wants to clinch
and Cotillion counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cotillion circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cotillion counters with an outside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dancer Cotillion showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cotillion, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dancer Cotillion!