PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between French Toast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gary Payton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toast's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Master P - Why They Wanna Wish Death. This should be a great matchup!

Toast
vs
Payton

195 cm
21
270 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

192 cm
19
220 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, French Toast!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Gary Payton!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Payton darts in trying to clinch

so Toast counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Toast passes into half guard.
Toast lands with a punch from half guard.
Toast looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Toast thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Payton's head.
Payton wants to control but Toast is keeping busy.
Toast works his way into side control.
Toast tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Toast working away.
Payton tries to bench press Toast off him but Toast keeps the position.
Payton trying to remain calm as Toast controls from the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Payton tries to improve position but can't.
Toast fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Toast throws a strike aimed at the side of Payton's head but Payton avoids it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Toast working the ground and pound.

It looks like Gary Payton has been cut.
Toast is putting a hurting on Payton here, landing some big shots from side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toast scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Payton is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Toast can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). French Toast!
French Toast is the new heavyweight champion!
French Toast decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.