PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Song Endance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Uncle Sam Goddamn. Endance has chosen song and dance as his entrance music. Song Endance is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Abe
vs
Endance

200 cm
23
264 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
269 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Song Endance!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Endance swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Endance lands a head shot.
Endance scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Endance ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Abe looks to land a left hand but Endance moved out of range nicely.
Abe connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Endance's hands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Endance throws a jab when Abe was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Endance. Abe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Abe slips a straight right by Endance.
Abe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Endance.
Endance looks to land a body kick but Abe moved away.
Endance takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Endance checks the leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Abe, as that shot connected.
Abe darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Abe looks to land a right hand but Endance moved out of range.
Abe dips to his left and cracks Endance with an uppercut!
A cross from Abe lands.

It looks like Song Endance has been cut.
Abe takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Abe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Endance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe misses with a straight left.
Endance throws a hook to the side of Abe's head but Abe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Endance slips under a jab.
Abe scores with a shot to the body.
Abe blocks a leg kick.
Abe bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Endance dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Endance throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Endance swinging wildly here.
Abe throws a jab but it's blocked by Endance.
Abe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Abe. Endance shrugs it off though.
Endance looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters circling - Endance throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Abe lands a jab-cross combination.
Endance takes a swing at Abe's ribcage but misses.
Abe with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Abe looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Endance takes one to the side of the head.
Abe missing with a left hand there. Endance was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Abe misses with an uppercut.
Abe scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Abe lands with an overhand left.
Endance bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Abe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Abe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Endance.
Abe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Abe throws a series of punches but Endance moves out of range.
Endance slips a straight right by Abe.
Abe works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Abe looks to land a combination. Endance sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Endance throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Abe throws a series of punches but Endance avoids them all with ease.
Endance pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Endance throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Abe sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Endance catches Abe right on the button with a cross.
Endance misses with an uppercut. Abe saw that one coming.
Endance misses with an uppercut.
Abe swings for the body but Endance moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Endance 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Endance just misses with a punch to the body.
Abe swinging wildly here.
Abe throws a jab when Endance was well out of range.
Abe throws a sloppy head kick and Endance moves out of range easily.
Abe fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Endance throws a series of strikes that have Abe backpedaling.
Abe throws a nice looking combination but Endance bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A big right from Abe misses.
Endance throws a hook but Abe blocks it.
Abe throws a jab when Endance was well out of range.
Abe pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abe looks to land a left hand but Endance moved out of range nicely.
No joy there for Endance, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Abe misses with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Abe. Those never looked like landing.
Abe moves away from the strike by Endance.
Abe slips a straight right by Endance.
Abe lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Endance at a distance.
Abe shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Endance eats them both and turns towards Abe to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Abe lands a lovely overhand right.
Abe has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Abe there as he acknowledges the shot.
Abe lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That has opened up Song Endance's cut even more.
Abe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Endance ducks under a wild hook from Abe.
A swing and a miss from Abe.
Endance cracks Abe with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Abe with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Earnest Abe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Song Endance's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Abe lands with a kick to the temple. Endance shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Endance is rocked!
Abe lands a big right hook! Endance looks hurt but is still standing! Abe lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Endance falls down and Abe dives in with a huge hammer fist! Endance's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Abe runs up the ropes to celebrate with his fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Earnest Abe!
Earnest Abe is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Earnest Abe thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.