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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tim Jackhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackhammer comes to the cage accompanied by Whats up . Condoms is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: call to prayer. Tim Jackhammer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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183 lbs
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194 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tim Jackhammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Eyehate Condoms!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Condoms with a jab.
A good leg kick by Condoms.
Jackhammer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Condoms.
Jackhammer misses with a takedown attempt
and Condoms counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Condoms lands a jab to Jackhammer's midsection.
Jackhammer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Condoms. Condoms obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Condoms closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Condoms lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jackhammer is breathing heavily.
A thudding body kick lands there by Condoms!
Jackhammer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jackhammer there as he acknowledges the shot.
It looks like Tim Jackhammer has been cut.
Condoms scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jackhammer doesn't seem bothered though.
Condoms cracks the inside of Jackhammer's front leg.
Condoms throws a nice outside leg kick.
Eyehate Condoms is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms lands a really nice looking cross but Jackhammer seems unphased.
Condoms turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Condoms scores with a nice head shot.
Condoms throws a good cross that connects.
Jackhammer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Condoms scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Condoms has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jackhammer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Condoms lands with a good body shot.
Condoms lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Condoms throws a nice inside leg kick.
Condoms thumps Jackhammer with a low kick.
Condoms scores with a push kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Condoms.
A good leg kick by Condoms.
Condoms lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice uppercut lands for Condoms. That snapped Jackhammer's head back.
Condoms digs a good body shot into Jackhammer's ribs.
Condoms lands with an uppercut that bounces Jackhammer off the cage and back into range.
Condoms scores with a body shot.
Condoms is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
That kick from Condoms tenderised Jackhammer's leg. Jackhammer is trying to keep his angry face on.
That kick from Condoms tenderised Jackhammer's leg. Jackhammer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Condoms connects with an inside leg kick.
Condoms lands with a cross.
Condoms digs a good body shot into Jackhammer's ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackhammer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Condoms.
Good shot there by Condoms.
Condoms with a nice cross.
Condoms is looking to slow Jackhammer down with leg kicks.
Jackhammer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Condoms moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Condoms works the jab nicely.
Good leg kick by Condoms there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jackhammer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jackhammer tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Condoms throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Condoms throws out a powerful jab.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jackhammer crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Condoms - the referee stops the clock and Jackhammer gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Condoms. Jackhammer manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jackhammer walks into a straight right hand from Condoms.
Good exchange - Condoms coming out on top.
Condoms scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Condoms moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Condoms connects with a solid leg kick.
Condoms is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jackhammer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Condoms feints and then cracks Jackhammer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jackhammer down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Condoms lands with a straight right. Jackhammer didn't see that one coming.
Condoms with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Condoms scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyehate Condoms dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tim Jackhammer's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Good leg kick by Condoms there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Condoms connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jackhammer has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Condoms.
Condoms lands a jab to Jackhammer's midsection.
Condoms getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A nice combination there by Condoms.
Jackhammer is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackhammer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Oh Jackhammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A good leg kick by Condoms.
Jackhammer seems to have got his legs back now.
Jackhammer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Condoms.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Condoms connects with a solid leg kick.
Condoms lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Condoms throws a head kick that Jackhammer semi-blocks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackhammer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Condoms circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Jackhammer drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Condoms follows Jackhammer to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyehate Condoms!
Post fight, Eyehate Condoms stared into the camera and said 'Jackhammer takes it up the fucking arsehole, sucks Ethiopian cock and is dying of AIDS which his whore bitch mother gave him.... Up the arse of course.. Cunt.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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