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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dude Viljakainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viljakainen comes to the cage accompanied by ABBA - Dancing Queen. Destruction is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 cm
28
160 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
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179 cm
29
165 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dude Viljakainen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction! The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Igor Prikhodko and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Viljakainen thows a body shot but no joy. Destruction misses with a body shot.
Viljakainen lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Destruction has closed the distance and engaged Viljakainen in a clinch.
Destruction lands a body punch. Destruction has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Viljakainen is trying to keep an underhook but Destruction manages to get the takedown into half guard. Destruction looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. Destruction wants to lay and pray for a moment but Viljakainen keeps working. Viljakainen is trying to stand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Destruction seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Viljakainen does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. Viljakainen tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Destruction manages to move to mount!
Destruction takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's one minute gone in the round. Destruction working away from the top, dropping strikes. Destruction with a couple of short strikes. Destruction controlling from mount. Viljakainen is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Destruction controlling the pace for now. Destruction has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan. Destruction wants to control the pace but Viljakainen is squirming around nicely. Viljakainen is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Destruction throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage. Destruction controlling the position easily from mount. Viljakainen wants to get back to his feet.
Destruction content just to control the position here. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Viljakainen is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Destruction scoring with strikes but Viljakainen is staying in there. Destruction lands a big elbow. Viljakainen squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Destruction controlling the pace for now. Destruction trying to control but he's not successful this time. Viljakainen bucks Destruction off and manages to get back to his feet!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Destruction ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Viljakainen pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Destruction back to the cage. Viljakainen follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Destruction tries to land a leg kick but Viljakainen saw it coming and moves away.
Destruction slips under a jab. Viljakainen lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Viljakainen throws a right hand that Destruction ducks under and follows up with a left that Destruction also avoids with ease. Destruction takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. No luck with that takedown attempt from Destruction. Dude Viljakainen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Destruction throws a shot to the body.
Viljakainen dodges the punch combination from Destruction.
No joy there for Viljakainen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Viljakainen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Viljakainen misses with a wild combination.
Destruction throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Destruction throws a leg kick but Viljakainen checks it. Viljakainen loads up on a big right hand but Destruction slips the punch. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Destruction dominated that round. That's time! Viljakainen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Viljakainen connects with a single shot there. Destruction slips a jab and a cross from Viljakainen.
A slow jab from Destruction misses its intended target. Destruction throws a nice head kick!
Destruction misses with a looping left. Viljakainen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Destruction is trying hard to land a takedown here. Viljakainen sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Viljakainen thows a left - swing and a miss! Destruction lands a head shot. An inside leg kick lands from Destruction. Viljakainen misses with a double jab.
Viljakainen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Viljakainen loads up on a big right hand but Destruction slips the punch. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Destruction.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Destruction, as that shot connected.
Destruction is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Destruction avoids the body shot from Viljakainen.
Viljakainen throws a right hand that Destruction ducks under and follows up with a left that Destruction also avoids with ease. Viljakainen swats away the attempt to clinch by Destruction.
That's one minute gone in the round. Viljakainen throws a hook but Destruction blocks it. Viljakainen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Destruction. That kick from Destruction tenderised Viljakainen's leg. Viljakainen is trying to keep his angry face on. Destruction swinging wildly here.
Viljakainen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Destruction. Viljakainen just misses with a punch to the body.
Destruction scores with a three punch combo!
Destruction rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Viljakainen moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Viljakainen tries to clinch up but Destruction circles away and keeps his distance. A thudding body kick lands there by Destruction!
Destruction cracks a nice hook into Viljakainen's ribs. Viljakainen throws a shot from downtown. Destruction moves away and avoids it. Viljakainen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Viljakainen throws a series of strikes that have Destruction backpedaling.
Sloppy strikes from Destruction. Those never looked like landing. Viljakainen defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Destruction.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Viljakainen tries to clinch but Destruction is having none of it. Destruction looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Viljakainen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Destruction is able to avoid easily. A jab from Destruction misses. Viljakainen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Destruction was well out of range. Poor timing from Viljakainen. Viljakainen throws a right and a left that Destruction avoids nicely. Destruction tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Destruction throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Destruction lands with a nice combination. Viljakainen backs away looking to recover. Dick Destruction seems to be getting the better of the standup. Destruction steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Viljakainen. Destruction clinches with his opponent.
Viljakainen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Destruction swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Destruction crunches a lovely knee into Viljakainen's ribcage. Destruction tries for a takedown but Viljakainen manages to get underhooks.
Dude Viljakainen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dick Destruction. Viljakainen is trying to force a seperation but Destruction has the dominant position. Viljakainen wants to break free but Destruction has control.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Destruction with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Viljakainen is trying to break the clinch but Destruction has him pressed against the cage. Destruction throws a knee to the head but misses.
Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. With the fighters up against the cage, Destruction throws an elbow but misses. A nice glancing elbow lands by Destruction. Viljakainen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. A short uppercut from Destruction. Viljakainen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Destruction has him pressed against the cage. Destruction tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Viljakainen's elbow. Destruction prevents Viljakainen from breaking the clinch. Viljakainen wants to get back to striking at distance but Destruction won't allow it.
Destruction keeps control of Viljakainen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. A nice right hand lands inside from Destruction. Viljakainen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Viljakainen wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Viljakainen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Viljakainen throws a hook but Destruction avoids it easily. Viljakainen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Destruction misses with a low kick as Viljakainen jumps back. Destruction tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Viljakainen paws at him with a jab and circles away. Destruction dodges the punch combination from Viljakainen.
Destruction tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Destruction staying out of range there. Destruction fails with a takedown attempt from distance. Viljakainen avoids the head kick by Destruction.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Viljakainen throws a right and a left that both miss. Viljakainen throws a series of punches but Destruction avoids them all with ease. Viljakainen misses with a hook. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Viljakainen closes the distance and lands a one-two. Decent striking displayed by Destruction there. Destruction throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Destruction works the jab nicely. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Destruction showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Destruction scores to the head and body with a nice combination! Viljakainen moves out of range of the body kick from Destruction.
Viljakainen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Destruction counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Destruction connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Destruction throws a series of punches but Viljakainen avoids them all with ease. Viljakainen lands a lovely overhand right. Destruction ducks under a wild hook from Viljakainen. Destruction doesn't manage to clinch there - Viljakainen circles away.
Destruction throws a right and a left that Viljakainen avoids nicely. Destruction throws a right hand that Viljakainen ducks under and follows up with a left that Viljakainen also avoids with ease. Viljakainen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Destruction manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Viljakainen lands a jab to the head.
Destruction throws a nice head kick!
Destruction feints and then cracks Viljakainen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Viljakainen down. Destruction scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. Destruction looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Destruction takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Destruction does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's one minute gone in the round. Some bone on bone action there as Viljakainen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. No joy there for Viljakainen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Viljakainen throws a nice looking combination but Destruction bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Destruction scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Viljakainen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Destruction blocks the body kick.
Destruction has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Destruction there as he acknowledges the shot. Viljakainen throws a hook but Destruction avoids it easily. Viljakainen just misses with a punch to the body.
Dude Viljakainen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Viljakainen avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Destruction throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Destruction closes the distance and pushes Viljakainen back into the cage. Destruction creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Destruction has Viljakainen pressed against the cage, preventing Viljakainen from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Viljakainen is looking to break free of the clinch but Destruction has double underhooks. Still in the clinch, Destruction scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Viljakainen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Destruction is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though. Viljakainen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Destruction lands with a short shot to the head. Destruction tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Viljakainen wants to break free but Destruction has control.
Destruction has Viljakainen pressed against the cage, preventing Viljakainen from circling away and getting back to striking at range. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Viljakainen avoiding damage as Destruction throws knees to the body.
Dude Viljakainen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Viljakainen breaks the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Destruction. Viljakainen does a little dance to reset his feet. Destruction throws a right and a left that both miss. Destruction connects with a leg kick. Viljakainen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Viljakainen tries to keep at a distance but Destruction has taken the fight into the clinch. Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Viljakainen is looking to break free of the clinch but Destruction has double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Destruction keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Viljakainen's efforts to push away. Viljakainen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Destruction has him pressed against the cage. Viljakainen is trying to break the clinch but Destruction has him pressed against the cage. Viljakainen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Viljakainen tries to break the clinch but Destruction is controlling the position. Viljakainen tries to work over Destruction's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Destruction throws a knee to the head but misses.
Viljakainen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Destruction has him pressed against the cage. Viljakainen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Viljakainen throws out a leg kick but Destruction moves out of range and Viljakainen only half commits. Destruction just misses with a punch to the body.
Viljakainen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Destruction. Destruction obviously looking to wear him down.
Destruction throws a quick inside leg kick. Viljakainen fails to land with a series of punches.
Destruction slips a jab and a cross from Viljakainen.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Viljakainen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A head kick misses from Destruction. No joy there for Viljakainen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Crunch! Destruction slams his shin into Viljakainen's torso. A left and a right from Viljakainen both land. Nice combination. Destruction instigates a clinch. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Viljakainen can't break the clinch.
Destruction lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Viljakainen backwards. Viljakainen wants to break free but Destruction has control.
Viljakainen is looking to break free of the clinch but Destruction has double underhooks. Destruction with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Viljakainen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Destruction keeps control of Viljakainen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Viljakainen wants to get back to striking at distance but Destruction won't allow it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Viljakainen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Destruction lands an elbow inside. Destruction lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Viljakainen is pressed up against the cage. Destruction has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Viljakainen down to the mat. Viljakainen avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Dick Destruction. Well Destruction has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 27:30 Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 27:30 Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Destruction!
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