PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Don Key (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Soeren Lindstroem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Key comes to the cage accompanied by EYELID - REGENERATE. Lindstroem has chosen Time is Tickin away as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Key
vs
Lindstroem

180 cm
23
170 lbs
10 - 2 - 1

185 cm
28
183 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Don Key!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Soeren Lindstroem!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Key throws a body kick that misses.
Lindstroem moves out of range of the body kick.
Key thows a body kick. Lindstroem tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A slapping leg kick lands for Key.
Soeren Lindstroem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lindstroem looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Key misses with a body kick.
Key shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lindstroem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Key throws a front kick that sends Lindstroem stumbling back into the cage.
Key blocks a low kick nicely.
Lindstroem tries to work over Key's front leg with a kick but Key checks it.
Lindstroem throws a solid leg kick but Key takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lindstroem.
A slow jab from Key misses its intended target.
Key misses with an attempted mid kick.
A low kick from Lindstroem is predictable there
and Key makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Key moves out of range of the leg kick from Lindstroem.
Key thumps Lindstroem with a low kick.
Key throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Lindstroem counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Key misses with a hook to the body
and Lindstroem counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Lindstroem throws a hook to the side of Key's head but Key sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lindstroem scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lindstroem throws a leg kick but Key moved away.
Lindstroem throws out a leg kick but Key moves out of range and Lindstroem only half commits.
Lindstroem scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Key goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Lindstroem throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Key shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Key.
Lindstroem misses with a low kick as Key jumps back.
A head kick misses from Lindstroem.
Lindstroem is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Key misses with a wild body shot.
Key misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Key thows a body shot but no joy.
Key ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lindstroem moves away.
Key scores with a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lindstroem lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Key has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Key and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Key.
Key throws a sloppy head kick
and Lindstroem counters with a leg kick.
Key lands with a kick to the ribs.
A low kick from Lindstroem is predictable there
and Key counters with a nice body shot.
Key is looking to score with low kicks.
Lindstroem throws a nice looking combination but Key bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Key is looking to chop away at Lindstroem's legs.
Lindstroem walks into a left hand.
Lindstroem throws a body kick that misses.
Lindstroem defending well as Key loads up on a big left hand.
Lindstroem attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Lindstroem checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lindstroem avoids the head kick by Key.
Lindstroem misses with a kick to the body.
Key scores with a jab to the body.
Key lands a jab to Lindstroem's midsection.
Lindstroem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lindstroem connects with a leg kick. Key looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Key looks to throw the jab but Lindstroem is out of range.
Key throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Key is looking to wear down Lindstroem with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lindstroem throws a leg kick that is checked
and Key counters with an inside leg kick.
Key checks a leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Key.
Key circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lindstroem takes one on the button.
A nice leg kick lands there from Key.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Key fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lindstroem manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lindstroem cracks the inside of Key's front leg.
Lindstroem tries a head kick but it misses.
Key is looking to slow Lindstroem down with leg kicks.
Key attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Key lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lindstroem has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Key.
Lindstroem has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Key.
Key moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lindstroem looks gassed!
Lindstroem takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Key scores with a leg kick.
Key slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Good work by Lindstroem as he checks the leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Key - that will leave a mark!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Key lands with a cross.
Key misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lindstroem avoids a kick to the body.
Lindstroem wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Key dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Lindstroem fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Key is out of range.
Key bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lindstroem's head backwards.
Key is looking to slow Lindstroem down with leg kicks.
Key throws a leg kick which misses Lindstroem's front leg but catches the back leg as Lindstroem tries to avoid it.
Lindstroem misses with a low kick.
Lindstroem uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Key.
Key lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lindstroem throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lindstroem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lindstroem walks into a straight right hand from Key.
Lindstroem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Key swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lindstroem takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A telegraphed right hand from Key misses the target.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lindstroem in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Nice body kick there by Key.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Key throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Key misses with a straight right.
Key thuds his shin into the meat of Lindstroem's side.
Lindstroem lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Key at a distance.

Key takes the fight into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Key.
Key struggles to land a body shot inside as Lindstroem controls his hands.
Lindstroem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lindstroem scores with a hook to the body.
Key misses with a punch to the body.
Key misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Key lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Key throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lindstroem tries a body shot but Key blocks it.
Lindstroem looking to slow down the pace here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Key blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lindstroem can't find room to land a body shot as Key controls the action.
Lindstroem has Key pushed against the cage.
Lindstroem misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lindstroem with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lindstroem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lindstroem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Key.
Key fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Key scores with a shoulder strike.
Key misses with a body punch.
Key lands a hook that snaps the head of Lindstroem backwards.
Key fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Key makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lindstroem tries to pull guard but Key holds him up against the cage and eventually Lindstroem drops back down to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Key.
Good body shot from Key.

Key escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Key throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Key throws a head kick that misses.
Lindstroem misses with a head kick.
Key throws a looping overhand right but Lindstroem ducks down to avoid it.
Key lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Key lands with a good body shot.
Lindstroem avoids a kick to the body.
A leg kick checked by Key.
Lindstroem misses with a head kick.
Lindstroem is breathing heavily.
Key lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Key dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lindstroem. That did some damage!
Key connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Key. That's going to slow Lindstroem down.
Key wants to clinch up but Lindstroem keeps it at a distance.
Key scores with a push kick.
Don Key is winning the standup battle so far.
Lindstroem takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Key works Lindstroem's body with a nice hook.
Lindstroem tries a head kick but it misses.
Key connects with a solid leg kick.
Lindstroem on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Key lands a body shot.
Key cracks a nice hook into Lindstroem's ribs.
Key moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Key looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Key scores with a kick to the midsection.
Key lands a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Key dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Key lands a big head kick that sends Lindstroem tumbling to the mat! Key takes a step backwards and waves Lindstroem back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Lindstroem is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lindstroem throws a body kick that misses.
Lindstroem is still on wobbly legs! Can Key finish him?
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Key - that will leave a mark!
Key connects with an inside leg kick.
Key connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Lindstroem! He's out on his feet! Key rushes in and drops Lindstroem with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Don Key!
Don Key retains his welterweight title!
Don Key took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry for their support in the buildup to the fight.