PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bolo Crow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Eric Cartman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cartman
vs
Crow

170 cm
31
180 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

180 cm
29
176 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Wolfpack Threadz

Gilop®
Down Under - Supplements. New 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bolo Crow!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crow moves away.
Crow keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Crow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Crow throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.

Cartman has managed to clinch.
Cartman has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Crow after a bit of a struggle.
Crow swings wildly with an uppercut but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crow manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Crow tries to work over Cartman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crow misses with a body punch.
Crow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Crow fights it off and pushes away nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartman throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Crow was covering up waiting for the punch and Cartman finishes the takedown easily into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Crow not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Crow swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Crow is trying to keep Cartman in close.
Crow wants to stand and escape but Cartman is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Bolo Crow wasn't active enough on the ground.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crow. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Crow lands with a kick to the ribs.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crow manages to avoid it.
Crow checks a low kick from Cartman.
Bolo Crow is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman misses with a straight left.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Crow slips the punch.
Cartman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cartman staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Crow is just out of range.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Horrible takedown by Cartman or perhaps it was just good defense by Crow which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Crow turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crow on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
and Crow counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Crow throws a leg kick which misses Cartman's front leg but catches the back leg as Cartman tries to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cartman counters with a straight right hand.
Crow misses with a head kick.
Crow lands with a nice body punch.
Crow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cartman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Cartman tries to keep at a distance but Crow has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cartman struggles to land a body shot inside as Crow controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bolo Crow will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cartman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Crow throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Crow throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Crow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crow is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cartman is looking to wear down Crow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Crow connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cartman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Crow misses with a shot to the body
enabling Cartman to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crow.
Crow misses with a body kick.
Crow ducks right into an uppercut from Cartman.
Nice shot by Cartman.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.

Cartman has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cartman misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Crow scores with a nice short uppercut.
Crow swings wildly with an uppercut but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Crow struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
Crow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crow misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Crow's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crow moves out of range of the strikes.
Crow misses with a body kick.
Nice defenses there by Crow.
Cartman fails with a takedown attempt.
Crow lands a leg kick that knocks Cartman off balance momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman throws a hook but Crow blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Crow turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Crow throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crow just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Crow.
Crow avoids the body shot from Cartman.
Crow ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crow just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick from Crow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartman has closed the distance and engaged Crow in a clinch.
Crow digs a right hand underneath Cartman's ribcage. Cartman let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Crow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crow stops a takedown attempt from Cartman.
A short uppercut from Cartman.
Crow blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Crow lands a body shot.
Crow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Crow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Crow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crow blocks an uppercut.
Crow misses with a punch on the inside.
Crow working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bolo Crow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Crow scores with a head kick. Cartman tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Crow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Crow cracks the inside of Cartman's front leg.
Crow misses the shot to the body.
Crow lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cartman's sensitive parts.
Cartman takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crow throws a right and a left that both miss.
A jab from Crow finds it's way through Cartman's defenses.
Cartman moves out of range of the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartman drives through and clinches with Crow against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Crow stalling in the clinch.

Cartman gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Crow is refusing to be controlled, as Cartman sits in half guard.
Crow regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Cartman.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Crow seems keen to control Cartman's posture.
Cartman controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crow wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

Eric Cartman has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Crow throws a chopping leg kick but Cartman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cartman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

Cartman has managed to clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Crow.
Cartman goes for a takedown in the clinch but Crow prevents it.
Cartman blocks a body shot from Crow.
Crow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Crow throws a punch but it's blocked by Cartman.
Crow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Crow lands a body punch.
Crow misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bolo Crow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Crow wants to stall.
Crow pushes Cartman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crow is leaning against Cartman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Crow throws a head punch that misses.
Crow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Crow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman prevents a body shot from Crow.
Crow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cartman's elbow.

Cartman turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Crow struggling a bit here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow wants to control but Cartman postures up.
Cartman trying to control the position but Crow is working away.

Crow throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Crow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crow bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Crow fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cartman is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bolo Crow really dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Crow moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Crow dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Crow lands a nice looking body kick.
Crow drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cartman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Crow throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cartman.
Cartman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cartman slips a straight right by Crow.
Cartman lands with a kick to the ribs.
Cartman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cartman there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crow throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Crow tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Cartman throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Crow tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Cartman is in Crow's guard.
Crow controlling the position.
Crow keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
Cartman won't allow Crow to sweep him here.
Cartman being controlled here momentarily.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Crow looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman postures up.

Bolo Crow has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Crow lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cartman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cartman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Crow throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crow.
Crow displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cartman.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crow throws the kick towards the body but Cartman avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Crow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crow swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Crow waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartman.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crow manages to avoid it.
Crow tries to land a front kick but Cartman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Crow tries to clinch but Cartman moves away
and Cartman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Crow comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crow takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bolo Crow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Crow throws an off balance right hand
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Crow, pushing him back against the cage.
Crow lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cartman or not.
Cartman tries a body shot but Crow blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Crow misses with some punches.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Crow works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

Cartman gets a trip takedown into half guard.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crow blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cartman.
Cartman lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Eric Cartman will probably get the nod.
That's time! Cartman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Crow throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Crow avoids the body shot from Cartman.
Crow doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartman circles away.
Crow dips to his left and cracks Cartman with an uppercut!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crow throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A lazy left from Crow finds it's target.
Crow throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Crow looks for the body kick but Cartman saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crow looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Cartman is looking to slow Crow down with leg kicks.

Cartman forces Crow back against the cage and clinches.

Crow's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Crow looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice straight punches there by Crow. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Crow.
Crow takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Crow tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crow throws a leg kick which misses Cartman's front leg but catches the back leg as Cartman tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crow throws a lazy right hand but Cartman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice body kick there by Crow.

Crow gets caught napping as Cartman dives in and scores a takedown. Crow manages to retain guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman sitting in guard here, content to control.
Cartman stops Crow from standing up.
Crow is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Crow is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman won't allow Crow to sweep him here.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Crow.

Cartman shoots in and gets a takedown into Crow's guard.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Crow trying to keep a closed guard but Cartman is proving a slippery customer.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cartman scoring with punches to the head and body.
Crow managing to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Crow works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartman postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Crow is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.
Cartman chips away with some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Crow avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crow has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Cartman has passed into side control.
Cartman working away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Crow has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 47:49
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 47:48
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 47:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bolo Crow! Bolo Crow retains his welterweight title!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Bolo Crow waved his t-shirt featuring Down Under - Supplements. New 160Q's logo in front of the cameras.