PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Zappa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Murch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Zappa
vs
Murch

185 cm
19
235 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

187 cm
18
240 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very flexible

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Frank Zappa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Walter Murch!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murch tries for a takedown but Zappa sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Zappa.
Zappa could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Zappa swings around for an armbar but Murch sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Zappa's guard.

Murch content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Zappa has locked up a guillotine! Zappa's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Murch is holding on here and Zappa must be using up a lot of energy. Murch has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Zappa gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Frank Zappa!
Frank Zappa seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.