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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Onanias Runkman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Henry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Runkman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Anderson Silva DANCING Justin Bieber SONG. The key to victory for Onanias Runkman has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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188 cm
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217 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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175 cm
27
205 lbs
4 - 5 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Onanias Runkman! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mark Henry! The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Radbod Blank and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Henry misses with a takedown attempt enabling Runkman to counter with a crisp jab. Henry gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily and Runkman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Henry misses with a takedown and Runkman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Onanias Runkman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mark Henry. Runkman slips a jab from Henry. Henry throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Runkman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Runkman is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Runkman lands a really nice looking cross but Henry seems unphased.
Henry misses with a takedown and Runkman comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Henry stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Runkman is on him like rabid pit bull! Henry slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Onanias Runkman! Post fight, Onanias Runkman took to the microphone: 'On tää Amsterdam vaan hieno kaupunki! Hutsuja ja huumeita on kokeiltu ja emännälle ostan tuliaisiksi puukengät ja nipun tulppaaneita.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
33% |
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