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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christian Maxim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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200 lbs
14 - 9 - 1 |
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196 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
KO power |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Christian Maxim!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Maxim. That's going to slow Ferguson down.
Maxim tries to clinch up.
A big right from Ferguson misses.
Maxim wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ferguson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Maxim pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ferguson sizes up Maxim with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Maxim misses with a low kick as Ferguson jumps back.
Ferguson wants to land a leg kick but Maxim is out of range.
Maxim finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ferguson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maxim.
Maxim moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Ferguson clinches up against the cage.
Maxim blocks the elbow strike.
Ferguson presses Maxim against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Maxim takes a shot to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Ferguson.
Ferguson connects with a nasty looking knee right to Maxim's face.
It looks like Christian Maxim has been cut.
Ferguson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Maxim pushes off an throws an elbow but Ferguson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ferguson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ferguson struggles to land a body shot inside as Maxim controls his hands.
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Maxim avoids the damage to the body.
Maxim crunches a lovely knee into Ferguson's ribcage.
Maxim looking to throw knees to the head but Ferguson is blocking nicely.
Ferguson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ferguson avoiding damage as Maxim throws knees to the body.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ferguson.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Maxim unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ferguson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maxim tries to land knees in the clinch but Ferguson avoids the damage to the body.
Maxim creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Maxim trying to land knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ferguson.
Maxim looks gassed!
Ferguson lands a body punch in the clinch.
Maxim blocks a body shot from Ferguson.
Maxim trying to land knees to the body.
Ferguson struggles to land a body shot inside as Maxim controls his hands.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
Ferguson lands with a short shot to the head.
Ferguson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ferguson can't find room to land a body shot as Maxim controls the action.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Maxim is defending well for now.
Ferguson throws an elbow that misses.
Maxim tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ferguson misses with the head strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Maxim is defending well for now.
Maxim creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Ferguson stalling the fight.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ferguson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Maxim's brow.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Maxim avoids it.
Ferguson pushes off an throws an elbow but Maxim leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Maxim misses with an elbow strike.
Maxim tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ferguson's elbow.
Maxim tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ferguson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Maxim breaks from the clinch.
Maxim avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Maxim attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ferguson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Maxim.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Maxim steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ferguson.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Maxim tries to clinch but Ferguson is having none of it.
Ferguson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nice defenses there by Maxim.
Maxim waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ferguson.
Ferguson loads up on a big right hand but Maxim slips the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Maxim takes a swing at Ferguson's ribcage but misses.
Maxim jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sloppy strikes from Ferguson. Those never looked like landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Christian Maxim's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Ferguson slips under a jab from Maxim.
Christian Maxim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nice jab there from Ferguson.
Maxim punishes Ferguson's body with a nice straight punch.
Ferguson tests Maxim's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Maxim looks to land a right hand but Ferguson moved out of range.
Ferguson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maxim.
Maxim keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ferguson.
Ferguson avoids the body shot from Maxim.
Maxim fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ferguson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Maxim uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ferguson.
Maxim slips under a jab from Ferguson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson misses with a hook. Maxim ducked under it nicely.
Ferguson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ferguson thuds his right hand into Maxim's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Maxim ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ferguson moves away.
Maxim misses the jab.
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Maxim takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Maxim cracks a nice hook into Ferguson's ribs.
Maxim looks to land a right hand but Ferguson moved out of range.
Maxim throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maxim.
Ferguson connects with a looping right hand.
Ferguson slips a straight right by Maxim.
Decent striking displayed by Ferguson there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right-left combo lands from Maxim.
Maxim looks to land a left hand but Ferguson moved out of range nicely.
Maxim bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ferguson throws a right and a left that Maxim avoids nicely.
Maxim fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ferguson is out of range.
Ferguson fails to land with a series of punches.
Ferguson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ferguson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Ferguson misses with a low kick as Maxim jumps back.
Turd Ferguson is winning the standup battle so far.
Maxim misses with a body kick.
Maxim waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a hook. Maxim ducked under it nicely.
Maxim tries to land a leg kick but Ferguson saw it coming and moves away.
Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Maxim.
Nice uppercut there from Maxim.
A big right from Maxim misses.
Ferguson misses with a wild body shot.
Ferguson feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Maxim's calf.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson slips a straight right by Maxim.
Maxim misses with a body shot
enabling Ferguson to counter with a crisp jab.
Maxim looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Maxim scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Maxim tries to score with a low kick but Ferguson moves his leg out of the way.
Maxim throws a leg kick but Ferguson checks it.
A left lands for Maxim.
Ferguson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maxim tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Ferguson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferguson throws a hook but Maxim avoids it easily.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice straight punches there by Ferguson. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ferguson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Turd Ferguson will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Christian Maxim's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Ferguson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Maxim looks to land a body kick but Ferguson moved away.
Maxim uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ferguson.
Maxim throws a leg kick
and Ferguson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ferguson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Maxim is out of range and Ferguson settles back down.
Ferguson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ferguson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Maxim lands a nice hook to Ferguson's body. Ferguson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Maxim avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice defenses there by Maxim.
Ferguson misses with a wild body shot.
Maxim misses with a series of wild punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Maxim clinches up with Ferguson and pushes him back against the cage.
Maxim's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Maxim throws a front kick aimed at Ferguson's knee but Ferguson avoids it well.
Ferguson slips under a jab from Maxim.
Maxim tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nice defenses there by Maxim.
Maxim throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Maxim misses with a hook. Ferguson ducked under it nicely.
Ferguson misses with a two punch combination.
Maxim defending well as Ferguson loads up on a big left hand.
Maxim pivots, looking for a leg kick but Ferguson is out of range and Maxim settles back down.
Christian Maxim has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson misses the jab.
Ferguson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Maxim on the side of the head.
Ferguson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maxim.
Maxim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ferguson was well out of range. Poor timing from Maxim.
Maxim throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Maxim blocks a head kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Maxim backs up against the cage.
Maxim throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Maxim throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a high kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson fails to land with a series of punches.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ferguson.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson's corner calls for a 1-2. Ferguson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ferguson misses with a straight right.
Ferguson lands a nice shot to the body.
Ferguson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Turd Ferguson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Ferguson loads up on a big right hand but Maxim slips the punch.
Ferguson checks a leg kick.
Maxim misses with a left hand
and Ferguson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Maxim looks to score with a jab to the body but Ferguson is just out of range.
Ferguson blocks a leg kick.
Maxim just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Maxim has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ferguson lands a leg kick that knocks Maxim off balance momentarily.
Ferguson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Maxim.
Ferguson misses with a straight left.
Ferguson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Maxim throws a solid leg kick but Ferguson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Maxim.
Maxim throws a body kick the misses
and Ferguson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Maxim tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Maxim tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Maxim takes one to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maxim tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Ferguson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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