PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tank Abbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Torn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Abbot might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Face fucked by PISSING RAZORS. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Abbot
vs
Torn

200 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

194 cm
20
280 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tank Abbot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jake Torn!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abbot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A swing and a miss from Torn.
Tank Abbot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Abbot misses with the combination.
Torn uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Abbot.
Abbot throws a hook to the side of Torn's head but Torn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Torn jabs Abbot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Abbot fails to land with a series of punches.
Abbot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Abbot pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Torn back to the cage. Abbot follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Torn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Abbot misses.
Torn takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Abbot scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Jake Torn has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abbot avoids a punch combination nicely.
Abbot moves out of range of the body kick from Torn.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abbot swings for the body but Torn moves out of range.
Abbot looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Torn misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Abbot dodges the punch combination from Torn.
Abbot loads up on a big right hand but Torn slips the punch.
Abbot takes a swing at Torn's ribcage but misses.
Torn moves away from the strike by Abbot.
Abbot lands a nice shot that snaps Torn's head back.
Some wild striking there from Torn.
Abbot ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jab from Abbot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abbot misses with a jab, cross combination.
Torn has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abbot smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A punch lands to the side of Abbot 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Abbot connects with the punch.
Torn takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Abbot throws a lazy uppercut
and Torn counters with a nice uppercut.
Torn tries a low kick but Abbot avoids it.
Abbot fails to land with a series of punches.
Torn uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Abbot.
Abbot moves away from the strike by Torn.
Torn throws out a powerful jab.
Nice cross by Abbot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Abbot misses with a wild body shot.
Abbot misses with a looping right.
Abbot misses the jab.
Abbot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Torn in his tracks.
Abbot dodges the punch combination from Torn.
Abbot lands a head shot.
Abbot fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Torn takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Abbot, as that shot connected.
A punch combination from Torn misses.
Torn throws a nice looking combination but Abbot bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Abbot misses with a hook. Torn ducked under it nicely.
Abbot is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abbot. Torn does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Torn does it's job there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Torn misses with a wild body shot.
Abbot wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Abbot throws a right and a left that Torn avoids nicely.
Abbot loads up on a big right hand but Torn slips the punch.
Abbot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Torn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Abbot misses with a jab, cross combination.
A jab from Abbot misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Abbot avoids the body shot from Torn.
Abbot throws a combination that misses
and Torn counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Abbot takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tank Abbot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jake Torn's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Abbot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Torn was well out of range. Poor timing from Abbot.
A shot to the body from Abbot misses
and Torn counters with a head kick. That will keep Abbot thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Abbot misses with a left hand
and Torn counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Abbot misses with a looping left.
Abbot misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice body punch from Abbot.
Abbot lands a right hook to the body.
Abbot thows a body shot but no joy.
Torn throws a right and a left that both miss.
Abbot lands with a hook. Torn tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Abbot with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Torn walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Abbot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Torn.
Jake Torn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abbot misses the jab.
Abbot misses with a wild body shot.
Abbot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Torn moves away.
Abbot gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nice shot lands for Abbot.
Abbot scores with a hook to the body. Torn takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Abbot's jab looks to have found its range, popping Torn under the eye.
Abbot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Torn counters with a left and a right that stings Abbot.
A telegraphed right hand from Torn misses the target.
Abbot misses with a wild body shot.
Torn waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Abbot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Torn keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Abbot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Abbot to counter with a crisp jab.
Torn lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Abbot backs up against the cage.
Torn steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Abbot.
Torn avoids the body shot from Abbot.
Torn takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Abbot's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Abbot duly obliges.
Some wild striking there from Abbot.
Torn displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Abbot throws out the jab.
Abbot misses the jab.
Abbot lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Torn steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Abbot.
Abbot misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torn swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Torn on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Abbot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Abbot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Abbot will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Abbot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Torn.
Nice defenses there by Torn.
Torn fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Abbot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Torn was well out of range. Poor timing from Abbot.
Torn walks into a left hand.
Torn slips under a jab from Abbot.
Abbot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Abbot showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Torn.
Abbot throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Torn has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Abbot misses with a shot to the body
and Torn counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Abbot misses the target.
Torn misses with the combination.
A slow jab from Abbot misses its intended target.
Abbot scores with a one two! Torn had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Abbot tries to bum rush Torn with a series of wild strikes but Torn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Abbot misses the shot to the body.
Abbot swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Abbot throws a jab but it's blocked by Torn.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tank Abbot dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jake Torn's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Torn throws a hook but Abbot blocks it.
Abbot throws a lazy right hand but Torn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Torn misses with a body kick.
Abbot misses with a wild combination.
The fighters circling - Torn throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Abbot throws a predictable looking body shot
and Abbot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Abbot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Abbot connects with a good right hand that stumbles Torn. Torn circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Abbot misses with a hook.
Torn misses the shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Torn throws a shot to the body.
Abbot jabs at Torn's body.
Abbot misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abbot loads up on a big right hand but Torn slips the punch.
Torn keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Abbot.
Tank Abbot is winning the standup battle so far.
Abbot misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Abbot. Torn does a little dance to reset his feet.
Abbot misses with an uppercut.
Abbot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Torn manages to avoid it.
Torn swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Torn throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
No joy there for Abbot, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Abbot lands a nice hook to Torn's body. Torn takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Torn lands a head shot.
Torn swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Abbot counters with a straight right hand.
Abbot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jake Torn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torn connects with an inside leg kick.
Abbot takes a swing at Torn's ribcage but misses.
Torn throws a right and a left that Abbot avoids nicely.
Torn moves forwards but Abbot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Abbot misses with a looping left.
Torn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Torn takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Abbot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Torn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Abbot.
Abbot takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice defenses there by Torn.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Abbot looks to land a left hand but Torn moved out of range nicely.
Torn's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Abbot connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Torn scrambles back to his feet.
Torn ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Abbot lands with an uppercut that bounces Torn off the cage and back into range.
Torn misses with a head kick.
Torn lands a nice shot to the body.
Torn fakes the leg kick and cracks Abbot in the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Abbot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Torn moves away.
Torn tries to bum rush Abbot with a series of wild strikes but Abbot uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Abbot looks to score with a jab to the body but Torn is just out of range.
Abbot takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Torn uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Abbot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Abbot thows a body shot but no joy.
Abbot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Torn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Torn digs a good hook to Abbot's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Torn lands a left and a right that sends Abbot crashing to the canvas! Torn dives into mount looking to finish!

Abbot is rocked!

It looks like Tank Abbot has been cut.
Abbot avoids a series of strikes thrown by Torn.
Oh Abbot is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Abbot tries to buck Torn off but Torn takes his back!
Abbot seems to have got his legs back now.
Torn has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Torn looking to break Abbot's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Abbot remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Torn will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!

Torn is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Abbot is defending well though. Torn let's go of the attempt for now.
Abbot holding both Torn 's hands and preventing any damage.
Tank Abbot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Abbot tries to escape but Torn has the hooks in and won't let him break free.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jake Torn comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Abbot has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 29:28
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tank Abbot!
A relieved looking Tank Abbot thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.