PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Peterwhacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paddy Fox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fox comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Roy Jones - Can't be touched kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Peterwhacker
vs
Fox

190 cm
32
259 lbs
20 - 12 - 1

188 cm
24
269 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire
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Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Michael Peterwhacker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Paddy Fox!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from Fox.

It looks like Michael Peterwhacker has been cut.
Fox goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fox shoots in looking for a takedown but Peterwhacker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Fox's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Peterwhacker moves in looking to clinch but Fox pushes him off.
Fox on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fox looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Peterwhacker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fox wants to break free but Peterwhacker has control.

Peterwhacker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fox is looking to clinch.

Fox has taken the fight to the clinch.

Fox breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fox needs to keep his hands up - Peterwhacker had a free shot at his head there.
Fox looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterwhacker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fox moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fox tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Peterwhacker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Peterwhacker moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Paddy Fox has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Peterwhacker misses with a double jab.
Peterwhacker throws a sloppy head kick and Fox moves out of range easily.
Peterwhacker misses with a right hand
and Fox counters with a stiff right hand.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Peterwhacker lands an elbow just above Fox 's eye.
Fox is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fox wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Peterwhacker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fox dodges an elbow strike from Peterwhacker.
Fox tries to circle away but Peterwhacker has him pinned against the cage.
Peterwhacker will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Fox up against the cage.

Peterwhacker manages to break the clinch.
Fox chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Peterwhacker can pounce on him.
Fox misses with a straight left.
Peterwhacker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fox.
Peterwhacker lands with a kick to the temple. Fox shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Fox swats away the attempt to clinch by Peterwhacker.
A punch combination from Peterwhacker misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Peterwhacker.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fox. Peterwhacker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Peterwhacker wants to clinch up but Fox keeps it at a distance.
Peterwhacker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Peterwhacker lands a jab to the nose.
Peterwhacker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fox rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Peterwhacker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Peterwhacker misses with a series of wild punches.

Peterwhacker pushes Fox up against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Peterwhacker trying to stall but Fox improves his position.

Peterwhacker breaks from the clinch.
A lazy left from Fox finds it's target.
Fox throws a leg kick but Peterwhacker sees it coming and moves out of range.
Peterwhacker lands a jab-cross combination.
Fox is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Peterwhacker.

Peterwhacker closes the distance and pushes Fox back into the cage.

Peterwhacker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fox fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Peterwhacker avoids it really well and circles away.
Michael Peterwhacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paddy Fox.
Peterwhacker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Peterwhacker dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Fox throws a right hand that misses
and Peterwhacker counters with a two punch combo.
Peterwhacker doesn't manage to clinch there - Fox circles away.
Some wild striking there from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker dodges the punch combination from Fox.
A left lands for Peterwhacker.
Fox throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Peterwhacker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fox paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fox takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Peterwhacker throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterwhacker is looking to clinch.

Peterwhacker clinches up against the cage.
Fox looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fox drops down looking for an ankle pick but Peterwhacker pulls his leg out and moves away.
Peterwhacker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Peterwhacker drives through and clinches with Fox against the cage.
Fox avoiding damage as Peterwhacker throws knees to the body.
Peterwhacker tries to throw a body punch but Fox avoids it by throwing Peterwhacker back against the cage.
Peterwhacker is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Fox is defending well for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Fox's defenses.
Nice elbow from Peterwhacker.
Fox drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Peterwhacker gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Peterwhacker is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Michael Peterwhacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Paddy Fox.
Fox prevents a body shot from Peterwhacker.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Fox is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Peterwhacker gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Fox blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Peterwhacker scores with a shot to the side of Fox's head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Peterwhacker.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Peterwhacker manages to break the clinch.
Peterwhacker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fox moves away.
Peterwhacker's jab looks to have found its range, popping Fox under the eye.
Fox keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fox paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Peterwhacker wants to clinch.
Fox checks a low kick from Peterwhacker.
Fox fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fox cracks Peterwhacker with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Peterwhacker tries to clinch but Fox moves out of range.
Peterwhacker doesn't manage to clinch there - Fox circles away.
A telegraphed right hand from Fox misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peterwhacker. Fox does a little dance to reset his feet.
Peterwhacker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fox.
Fox circles away from the clinch attempt.
Peterwhacker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fox misses with a few strikes there.
Fox stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker wants to clinch.
Peterwhacker looks to land a combination but Fox avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Peterwhacker dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Peterwhacker moves in looking to clinch but Fox pushes him off.
An inside leg kick from Fox misses.
Michael Peterwhacker is winning the standup battle so far.
Peterwhacker misses with a body shot
and Fox counters with a head kick. That will keep Peterwhacker thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Peterwhacker misses with a low kick.
Peterwhacker throws a sloppy head kick and Fox moves out of range easily.
A big left from Fox misses.
Peterwhacker checks the leg kick nicely there.
Peterwhacker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Peterwhacker throws a body kick that misses.
Peterwhacker doesn't manage to clinch there - Fox circles away.
Fox throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterwhacker moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nice takedown defense from Fox. No joy for Peterwhacker on that attempt.
Fox is looking to chop away at Peterwhacker's legs.
Fox keeps the fight on the outside.
Fox checks a leg kick.
Fox rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Peterwhacker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Michael Peterwhacker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Peterwhacker moves into range and clinches up with Fox.
Fox managing to block the knees to the body from Peterwhacker.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Peterwhacker taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker misses with an elbow strike.
Fox wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Peterwhacker has him pressed against the cage.

Peterwhacker breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Peterwhacker ducks under a wild hook from Fox.
Fox throws a right hand that Peterwhacker ducks under and follows up with a left that Peterwhacker also avoids with ease.

Peterwhacker has taken the fight to the clinch.

Peterwhacker breaks from the clinch.

Peterwhacker rushes Fox and presses him up against the cage.
Peterwhacker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Peterwhacker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Peterwhacker pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fox is out of range and Peterwhacker settles back down.
Peterwhacker fails to land with a series of punches.
Peterwhacker connects with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker shoots for a takedown but Fox saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Peterwhacker closes the distance but Fox moves to the side
and Fox counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Peterwhacker tries to land a leg kick but Fox saw it coming and moves away.

Peterwhacker moves into the clinch.

Fox manages to break the clinch.
Peterwhacker connects with a looping right hand.
Peterwhacker misses with a looping left.
Michael Peterwhacker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Peterwhacker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker shoots in for a takedown but Fox shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Peterwhacker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fox misses with a wild body shot.
Peterwhacker moves in looking to clinch but Fox pushes him off.
Peterwhacker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Peterwhacker.
Michael Peterwhacker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Peterwhacker misses with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peterwhacker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Paddy Fox has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A combination from Peterwhacker does no damage.
Peterwhacker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fox swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Fox takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

And that's the end of the fight!
Michael Peterwhacker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Peterwhacker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight for Michael Peterwhacker!
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Michael Peterwhacker!
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for Michael Peterwhacker!

Michael Peterwhacker wins by unanimous decision!
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