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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matthew Cannon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matthew Cannon is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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207 lbs
15 - 15 - 1 |
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190 cm
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222 lbs
19 - 12 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 15 - 1, fighting out of London, Matthew Cannon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, William Gold and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cannon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Cannon avoids a kick to the body.
Zoidberg drives through and clinches with Cannon against the cage.
Cannon tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zoidberg's elbow.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Cannon takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Matthew Cannon has been cut.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cannon has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Cannon blocks it.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Cannon is blocking nicely.
Cannon stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Cannon takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg has Cannon pressed against the cage, preventing Cannon from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cannon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cannon managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Cannon takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cannon takes an elbow to the forehead.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Cannon is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cannon misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Cannon is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cannon.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Cannon shrugs off.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Cannon's ribcage.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cannon's defenses.
Matthew Cannon's cut is getting worse.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg has Cannon pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Cannon is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Zoidberg - that's hurt Cannon badly! Oh, another knee lands and Cannon is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Cannon doesn't seem to be complaining.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg gave a mention to Crippler's Corner in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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