PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Engle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seaville Bri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Engle
vs
Bri

225 cm
22
275 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

193 cm
22
260 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Hellbent
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joey Engle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seaville Bri!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Engle connects with a high kick.

It looks like Seaville Bri has been cut.
Joey Engle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Bri checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Engle throws a lazy uppercut
and Bri counters with a left and a right that stings Engle.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Engle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bri has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bri and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Engle misses with a body shot.
Bri checks a leg kick nicely.
Engle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bri fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Engle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Engle throws a head kick but Bri moves out of range.
Engle misses the shot to the body.
Engle looks to score with a jab to the body but Bri is just out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Engle.
Bri connects with a body shot that sends Engle's belly button to the back.
Engle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bri stalks Engle and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Engle's face. Engle staggers backwards, shaken.
Bri jabs at Engle's body.
Engle misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Engle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bri.
Engle really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Engle swats away the attempt to clinch by Bri.
Engle misses with a wild body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bri. Engle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bri swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Engle misses with a head kick.
Bri just misses with a punch to the body.
Bri checks a low kick from Engle.

Bri pushes Engle up against the cage in a clinch.
Engle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Engle's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Engle blocks a body shot from Bri.
Bri tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Engle's elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Engle can't break the clinch.
Engle is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Engle tries to break the clinch but Bri is controlling the position.
Bri misses with a body punch.
Bri misses with a body punch.
Engle is trying to pull guard but Bri has him pressed against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bri misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Engle is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Engle wants to break the clinch but can't.
Engle content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bri throws a head punch that misses.
Bri misses with a punch to the body.
Bri tries a body shot but Engle blocks it.
Bri tries a body shot but Engle blocks it.
Bri lands a body punch in the clinch.

Engle escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Engle swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Engle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Engle goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Engle lands a leg kick that knocks Bri off balance momentarily.
Engle is looking to wear down Bri with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engle looks to score with a jab to the body but Bri is just out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Engle ducks right into an uppercut from Bri.
Bri moves out of range of the body kick.
Engle connects with a body shot.
Bri swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bri.
Bri misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Engle.

Bri gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bri misses with a punch to the body.
Engle looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bri misses with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bri has Engle pressed against the cage, preventing Engle from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Engle tries to circle away but Bri has him pinned against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Engle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Seaville Bri's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A looping hook to the body misses from Engle. Bri does a little dance to reset his feet.
Engle lands a high kick!
Engle swats away the attempt to clinch by Bri.
Bri scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Bri moves into range and clinches up with Engle.
Bri lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Engle or not.
Engle tries to circle away but Bri has him pinned against the cage.
Bri scores with a hook to the body.
Bri lands a hook that snaps the head of Engle backwards.
Engle tries to circle away but Bri has him pinned against the cage.
Engle is trying to push Bri away but Bri has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Engle tries to circle away but Bri has him pinned against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bri scores with a hook to the body.
Bri keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Engle's efforts to push away.

Engle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Joey Engle is winning the standup battle so far.
Bri just misses with a punch to the body.
Engle lands a head kick!
Engle just misses with a punch to the body.
Bri fails in his attempt to clinch.
Engle throws a solid leg kick but Bri takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Engle.
Bri avoids the body shot from Engle.
A nice leg kick lands there from Engle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Engle fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bri looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Engle thumps Bri with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bri takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Engle takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bri takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A looping hook to the body misses from Engle. Bri does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bri is looking to clinch but Engle is avoiding it.
Bri smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bri paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Engle tries to keep at a distance but Bri has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bri misses with a hook to the ribs.

Engle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bri looks to clinch
and Engle counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bri thinking.
Engle pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bri swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Engle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Engle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Engle misses with a leg kick.
Bri uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Engle.
Engle swings for the body but Bri moves out of range.
Engle cracks the inside of Bri's front leg.
Engle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bri moves away.
Engle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Engle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bri.
Engle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Engle takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bri keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Engle.
A thudding body kick lands there by Engle!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engle on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Engle throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bri lands with a cross.
Engle scores with a head kick.
Engle misses with a low kick.
Engle ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Engle misses with a body kick.
Bri misses the shot to the body.
Bri swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Engle.
Bri bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Engle's head backwards.
Engle bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Engle looks to score with a jab to the body but Bri is just out of range.
Bri fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bri throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Engle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joey Engle dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Seaville Bri's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Bri takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Engle thumps Bri with a low kick.
Engle tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Engle misses with a wild body shot.
Engle fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bri checks it well.
Bri scores with a jab.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bri.
Bri avoids the body shot from Engle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Engle. Bri does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bri ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Engle moves away.
Engle punishes Bri's body with a nice straight punch.
Engle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bri misses with an uppercut.
Nice shot lands for Bri.
Engle just misses with a punch to the body.
Bri's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Engle moves out of range of the strikes.
Engle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Engle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by Engle.
Engle throws a chopping leg kick but Bri manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bri scores with a nice head shot.
Engle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bri takes a swing at Engle's ribcage but misses.
Bri stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Engle.
Engle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bri lands with a nice body punch.
Engle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Engle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A right-left combo lands from Bri.
Seaville Bri has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bri looks to land a combination but Engle avoids it well.
Nice defenses there by Bri.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bri lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Engle ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Engle comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Engle lands a nice shot to the body.
Bri takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bri lands a right hook to the body.
Bri misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Engle.
Bri takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Engle just misses with a punch to the body.
Engle throws a body punch but Bri moves out of range.
Engle throws a nice head kick!
Bri misses with a body shot.
Engle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bri moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bri slips under a jab.
Bri comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bri wants to clinch up but Engle keeps it at a distance.
Bri takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Engle swats away the attempt to clinch by Bri.
Engle lands a nice looking body kick.
Engle keeps Bri at a distance using the push kick.
Bri will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Engle delivers a nice body kick.
Bri uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Engle.
Engle scores with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Engle takes a swing at Bri's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Engle lands a head kick!
Engle throws a head kick but Bri moves out of range.
Engle lands a slapping body shot.
Engle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bri. That did some damage!
Engle connects with an inside leg kick.
Engle moves away from the strike by Bri.
Bri lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Engle at a distance.
Joey Engle is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Engle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bri has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Engle.
Engle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bri is looking to clinch.
Engle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bri.
Engle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bri moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joey Engle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Engle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joey Engle!
After winning the bout, Joey Engle thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.