PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Peleke Kala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Easy Win (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kala kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Bring Em Out. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Kala
vs
Win

175 cm
18
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Peleke Kala!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Easy Win !
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Win throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Kala's waist but Kala gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Win off to one side.
Kala really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Kala drives through and clinches with Win against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kala blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Win should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Win can't break the clinch.
Win has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kala avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kala obliges.
Kala lands a knee to the body.
Kala landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kala lands a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Win is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kala is defending well.
Peleke Kala has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Easy Win .
Win is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Kala to keep the fight standing.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Win tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kala landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Win looks gassed!
Kala putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Win in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Win is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Kala putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Win in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Win is working for takedown but Kala is calmly controlling the position for now.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Win is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Kala scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Kala.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kala landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kala landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Win tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kala avoids it.
Kala landing knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kala lands a knee to the body.
Kala lands a nice knee to the body.
Kala using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kala lands a nice knee to the body.
Kala using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Knees to the body from Kala.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peleke Kala dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kala moves into the clinch.
Kala crunches a lovely knee into Win 's ribcage.
Kala working Win over with knees to the body.
Win throws a head punch that misses.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kala putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Win in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kala lands a good knee to the midsection. Win won't want to take too many of those.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kala obliges.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Win is breathing heavily.
Kala lands a nice knee to the body.
Win is working for takedown but Kala is calmly controlling the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Peleke Kala has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Win has Kala pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kala manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Kala lands a nice knee to the body.
Kala using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kala obliges.
Kala lands a nice knee to the body.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kala utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kala putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Win in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kala putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Win in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kala utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kala obliges.
Kala crunches a lovely knee into Win 's ribcage.
Kala landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kala utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kala using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kala is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Win can do to turn this around?
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kala obliges.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kala working Win over with knees to the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kala landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kala crunches a lovely knee into Win 's ribcage.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kala working Win over with knees to the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peleke Kala dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Kala moves into range and clinches up with Win .
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kala has Win pressed against the cage, preventing Win from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala lands a good knee to the midsection. Win won't want to take too many of those.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala scores a nice knee to the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kala landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Win takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kala scores a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kala working Win over with knees to the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section. Win lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kala lands a nice knee to the body.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees to the body from Kala.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Kala utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kala working Win over with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kala lands a knee to the body.
Kala crunches a lovely knee into Win 's ribcage.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Win takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kala scores a nice knee to the body.
Kala using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kala obliges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Kala utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kala landing knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Win in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kala working Win over with knees to the body.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kala putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Win in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Kala.
Kala landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kala unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kala.
Kala scores a nice knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kala lands a good knee to the midsection. Win won't want to take too many of those.
Kala is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Peleke Kala showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kala has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:25
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:25
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peleke Kala!
A relieved looking Peleke Kala thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.