PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrei Chikatilo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Great Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Great Idiot has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chikatilo
vs
Idiot

195 cm
18
272 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
19
225 lbs
0 - 4 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Crushed Designs (90% return on laundry service)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andrei Chikatilo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Great Idiot!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Idiot on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Idiot looks gassed!
Chikatilo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Idiot takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

It looks like Great Idiot has been cut.
Chikatilo shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Idiot takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Chikatilo sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Idiot bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Andrei Chikatilo!
A relieved looking Andrei Chikatilo thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.