PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Narcaleptic Arlovski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Toberticus Kelltonville (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Arlovski's entrance music is zzzzzzzz. A fine choice. Kelltonville has chosen Hero as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Arlovski
vs
Kelltonville

219 cm
23
206 lbs
5 - 14 - 0

191 cm
31
224 lbs
16 - 16 - 0

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Narcaleptic Arlovski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toberticus Kelltonville!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arlovski slips a jab and a cross from Kelltonville.
Kelltonville shoots in but Arlovski avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Arlovski bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Arlovski really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Kelltonville darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Kelltonville seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kelltonville is thwarting Arlovski's attempts to control the position.
Kelltonville tries to pass the half guard into mount. Arlovski knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelltonville trying to control from half guard but Arlovski is working away.
Arlovski has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kelltonville is working away from the top position though.
Kelltonville wants to lay and pray for a moment but Arlovski keeps working.
Kelltonville is just content to waste time from the top position. Arlovski takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Kelltonville tries to free his leg and advance position but Arlovski is retaining full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kelltonville throws a big right hand that misses.

Arlovski escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kelltonville gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Kelltonville looking to pass the guard.
Kelltonville pushes down on Arlovski's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Arlovski has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kelltonville is working away from the top position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kelltonville is stalling here. Arlovski is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Kelltonville seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Arlovski has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Kelltonville is trying to escape the position but Arlovski is controlling the position.
Kelltonville tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Arlovski presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Arlovski manages to capitalize on a mistake by Kelltonville to take his back!
Arlovski gets his hands free as Kelltonville looks to control.
Kelltonville is trying to break free.
Arlovski will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arlovski gets his hands free as Kelltonville looks to control.
Kelltonville is in bad spot here.
Arlovski wants to control the position but Kelltonville frees himself and scrambles - Arlovski manages to regain control in side control.
Kelltonville is looking to reverse the position.
Kelltonville looks to move to half guard but instead Arlovski has passed into mount! Damn!
Arlovski controlling from mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kelltonville is wriggling around trying to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toberticus Kelltonville dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Kelltonville tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Arlovski manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kelltonville slips a jab and a cross from Arlovski.
Arlovski blocks a leg kick.
Kelltonville swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Arlovski. Those never looked like landing.
A low kick from Kelltonville is predictable there
and Arlovski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Arlovski is looking to land body kicks.
Arlovski throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Arlovski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kelltonville tries to clinch but Arlovski is having none of it.
Arlovski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Arlovski chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kelltonville can pounce on him.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kelltonville looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Arlovski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Arlovski loads up on a big right hand but Kelltonville slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelltonville misses with the combination.
Arlovski scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Arlovski scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Arlovski shoots in but no luck this time.
Horrible takedown by Arlovski or perhaps it was just good defense by Kelltonville which made him look bad.
Arlovski scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

Kelltonville gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Arlovski struggles to land a body shot inside as Kelltonville controls his hands.
Arlovski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kelltonville tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Arlovski smiles and moves away.
Kelltonville cracks a nice hook into Arlovski's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kelltonville closes the distance and clinches.
Arlovski misses with the head strike.

Kelltonville manages to break the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kelltonville throws a leg kick but Arlovski sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Some wild striking there from Kelltonville.
Kelltonville bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kelltonville tries to clinch but Arlovski is having none of it.
Kelltonville is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kelltonville rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Arlovski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kelltonville takes a jab right on the kisser.
A punch combination from Kelltonville misses.
Kelltonville misses with a combination
and Arlovski counters with a left to the body.
Arlovski is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kelltonville shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Arlovski bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Arlovski slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Arlovski stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kelltonville swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Arlovski looking to sit in guard and control but Kelltonville gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arlovski controlling Kelltonville's posture.
Kelltonville stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Arlovski swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Kelltonville gets to his feet. Arlovski looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kelltonville misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick misses from Kelltonville.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Toberticus Kelltonville will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A slow jab from Arlovski misses its intended target.
Kelltonville misses with a series of wild punches.
A big left from Arlovski misses.
Kelltonville misses with a jab, cross combination.
Arlovski lands with a nice body kick.
Arlovski scores with a kick to the midsection.
Arlovski misses the shot to the body.

Kelltonville drives through with a takedown into guard.

Kelltonville stands up from Arlovski's guard - Kelltonville perhaps looking for a knockout.
Arlovski lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kelltonville throws a low kick but Arlovski avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelltonville falls off balance throwing a combination
and Arlovski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Narcaleptic Arlovski is winning the standup battle so far.
Kelltonville takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kelltonville tries to close the distance and clinch but Arlovski swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kelltonville takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Arlovski cracks Kelltonville with a right hand to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Kelltonville misses the target.
Arlovski fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Arlovski throws a body punch but Kelltonville moves out of range.
Arlovski is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Arlovski throws the kick towards the body but Kelltonville avoids it.

Kelltonville feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Kelltonville trying to control the position from guard on top but Arlovski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kelltonville stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Arlovski swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Arlovski looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Arlovski has his feet on Kelltonville's thighs here. He's pushed Kelltonville off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Kelltonville screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Narcaleptic Arlovski!
An out of breath Narcaleptic Arlovski thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.