PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asher Asher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patch Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Asher Asher is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Asher
vs
Garcia

196 cm
23
256 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

203 cm
29
272 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Asher Asher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patch Garcia!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garcia misses with a jab, cross combination.
Asher pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Garcia throws a poor cross that misses
and Asher counters with a solid body kick.
Garcia connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Asher.

Asher gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Garcia tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Asher's elbow.
Garcia goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Garcia pressing his opponent against the cage.
Asher misses with some punches.
Garcia tries to work over Asher's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Garcia tries to stall but Asher uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Garcia can't find room to land a body shot as Asher controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Asher.
Asher tries to land knees in the clinch but Garcia avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Garcia is looking to control Asher's arms but Asher gets an underhook and turns him. Now Garcia has his back to the cage.
Asher working aggressively here.
Asher misses with an elbow over the top.
Garcia lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Asher throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asher tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Asher misses with some punches.
Asher misses with a punch on the inside.
Asher blocks an uppercut.
Asher has a couple of punches blocked by Garcia.
Garcia can't find room to land a body shot as Asher controls the action.
Garcia lands an elbow inside that Asher shrugs off.
Garcia swings wildly with an uppercut but Asher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asher throws a knee to the head but misses.
Garcia lands a nice uppercut.
A short right from Garcia.
Garcia tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Asher misses with a short punch on the inside.
Garcia working aggressively here.
Garcia lands with a short shot to the head.
Asher lands a nice uppercut.
Asher lands with a left to the head.
Asher tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Asher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garcia throws a punch but it's blocked by Asher.
Asher misses with the head strike.
Asher lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Garcia backwards.
Garcia's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Garcia lands a body shot.
Asher lands a left hand that snaps the head of Garcia backwards.
Garcia makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Asher is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Garcia is defending well for now.
Garcia lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Asher is breathing heavily.
Asher tries a body shot but Garcia blocks it.
Garcia working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good body shot from Garcia.
Garcia softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Garcia gets through Asher's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Garcia lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Asher Asher has been cut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Garcia.
Garcia scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Asher is rocked!
The referee calls for Garcia to work.
Oh Asher is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Garcia lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Asher to his knees! Garcia keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patch Garcia!
Patch Garcia took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps for their support in the buildup to the fight.