PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Eyesometimes Blackchicks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mao Zedong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blackchicks's entrance music is call to prayer. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Blackchicks
vs
Zedong

169 cm
22
135 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

173 cm
26
135 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Eyesometimes Blackchicks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mao Zedong!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zedong moves into the clinch successfully.

Blackchicks breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Blackchicks throws a right and a left that Zedong avoids nicely.
Zedong tries for a takedown but Blackchicks sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Blackchicks fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Zedong moves out of range of the strikes.
Blackchicks with a hook.
Zedong fails with a takedown attempt.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Blackchicks throws a sloppy head kick and Zedong moves out of range easily.
Zedong throws a head kick that misses.
Zedong dives in and grabs Blackchicks's left leg, looking for a takedown. Blackchicks pushes down on Zedong's head and hops out.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mao Zedong.
Zedong throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zedong gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Blackchicks slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Zedong throws a lazy right hand but Blackchicks sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Blackchicks throws a nice looking combination but Zedong bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Zedong tries to clinch but Blackchicks is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zedong tries to bum rush Blackchicks with a series of wild strikes but Blackchicks uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zedong doesn't manage to clinch there - Blackchicks circles away.
Zedong ducks under a wild hook from Blackchicks.
Zedong shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Blackchicks sprawls well. Blackchicks wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Zedong gets slowly back to his feet.
Blackchicks tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zedong tries to clinch up but Blackchicks circles away and keeps his distance.
Zedong tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Blackchicks manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Blackchicks avoids a kick to the body.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Zedong dives in and scores a takedown into Blackchicks's guard.
Zedong trying to control the position from guard on top but Blackchicks is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Blackchicks is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Blackchicks is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
It looks like Blackchicks is going to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Blackchicks is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Zedong is staying active underneath Blackchicks, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Blackchicks drops an elbow to the side of Zedong's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zedong wants to get back to full guard.

Blackchicks is working for a submission of some sort.
Zedong keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

Blackchicks is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Zedong is just riding it out for now. Blackchicks eventually gives up the hold.
Blackchicks thows a huge punch but Zedong dodges it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Blackchicks is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Zedong is looking to control Blackchicks's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Zedong avoid being mounted?
Blackchicks trying to control the action but Zedong is working from the bottom.
Blackchicks throwing shots but Zedong is blocking nicely.
Zedong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Zedong is defending against the submission attempts here by Blackchicks.

Zedong actively working from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blackchicks working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Zedong's thigh. Zedong counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Zedong keeping moving, preventing Blackchicks from controlling successfully.
Blackchicks is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Blackchicks postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Zedong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Blackchicks defends it easily.
Zedong controls Blackchicks momentarily but Blackchicks frees himself.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blackchicks wants to control from the top but Zedong keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyesometimes Blackchicks dominated that round.
That's time! Blackchicks's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Blackchicks throws a lazy right hand but Zedong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Blackchicks lands with a nice body punch.
Zedong's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Zedong duly obliges.
Blackchicks throws a sloppy head kick and Zedong moves out of range easily.

Zedong has closed the distance and engaged Blackchicks in a clinch.

Blackchicks breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Blackchicks lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Zedong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Zedong shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Blackchicks pinned against the cage. Blackchicks gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Blackchicks takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Zedong takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Blackchicks lands a body shot.
Zedong fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Blackchicks avoids it really well and circles away.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mao Zedong.
A cross from Blackchicks lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zedong tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Blackchicks swivels and escapes.
Blackchicks scores with a jab. Zedong acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Blackchicks cracks Zedong with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Zedong drops his hands momentarily and Blackchicks takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Blackchicks throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Blackchicks connects with a jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Blackchicks checks a leg kick.
Blackchicks lands with a thumping leg kick.
Blackchicks misses with a low kick.
Zedong slips under a jab from Blackchicks.
Zedong throws a head kick that misses.
Blackchicks scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zedong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Blackchicks paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks is winning the standup battle so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zedong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Blackchicks wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zedong fails to land the takedown.
Zedong is breathing heavily.
Blackchicks throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Zedong tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Blackchicks manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nice defenses there by Zedong.
Blackchicks scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zedong throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Blackchicks's waist but Blackchicks gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Zedong off to one side.
Blackchicks connects with a leg kick. Zedong looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zedong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Blackchicks.
Blackchicks digs a good hook to Zedong's body.
Blackchicks cracks Zedong with a right hand to the side of the head.
Decent striking displayed by Blackchicks there.
Blackchicks throws a head kick but Zedong moves out of range.
Zedong moves in looking to clinch but Blackchicks pushes him off.

Zedong moves into the clinch.
Zedong wants a takedown but no success here.
Blackchicks wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Blackchicks manages to break the clinch.
Blackchicks throws a looping overhand right but Zedong ducks down to avoid it.
Blackchicks will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Blackchicks defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Zedong.
Blackchicks scores with a jab. Zedong acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Zedong shoots in but Blackchicks avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Blackchicks throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Blackchicks connects with a high kick.
Zedong fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice jab there from Blackchicks.
Zedong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Blackchicks throws out the jab.
Zedong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Blackchicks scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blackchicks misses with a body kick.
Zedong tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Blackchicks to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blackchicks misses with a jab, cross combination.
Blackchicks scores with a sloppy right hand. Zedong should have avoided that one.
Zedong shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Blackchicks pinned against the cage. Blackchicks gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Blackchicks throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zedong.
Zedong is looking to clinch.
Zedong shoots for a double leg takedown but Blackchicks sprawls well. He's pushed Zedong's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Blackchicks lands a slapping body shot.
Blackchicks fails to land with a series of punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zedong on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Blackchicks jabs Zedong to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Zedong shoots in but no luck this time.
Blackchicks with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyesometimes Blackchicks dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Zedong misses with a wild combination.
Blackchicks scores with a nice strike.
Zedong tries to clinch up but Blackchicks circles away and keeps his distance.
Blackchicks stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Blackchicks missing with a left hand there. Zedong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Blackchicks lands a lovely overhand right.
Zedong shoots for a takedown but Blackchicks saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Blackchicks scores with a shot to the body.
Blackchicks uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Zedong looks for a takedown but Blackchicks sprawls well.
Zedong shoots in and drives through. Blackchicks sprawls well.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mao Zedong.
A punch combination from Blackchicks misses.
No luck for Zedong with that takedown attempt.
Zedong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Blackchicks throws a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blackchicks connects with an inside leg kick.
Blackchicks scores with a jab.
Blackchicks lands with a straight right. Zedong didn't see that one coming.
Some bone on bone action there as Blackchicks checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Zedong misses with a takedown attempt - Blackchicks sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Blackchicks lands with a right hand.
Zedong dodges the punch combination from Blackchicks.
Blackchicks works over Zedong's head and body with a nice combination.
Zedong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Blackchicks moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blackchicks smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Blackchicks fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Zedong on the side of the head.

Zedong is rocked!
Blackchicks ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zedong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Blackchicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Blackchicks circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zedong tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Blackchicks paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zedong takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Blackchicks feints and then cracks Zedong's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zedong down.
Zedong is looking to clinch.
Zedong chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Blackchicks can pounce on him.
Blackchicks fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Zedong on the side of the head.
Blackchicks misses with a head kick.
Zedong needs to keep his hands up - Blackchicks had a free shot at his head there.
Zedong is still on wobbly legs! Can Blackchicks finish him?
Zedong has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Blackchicks lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zedong seems to have recovered his senses.
Zedong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Zedong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Blackchicks darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Blackchicks's jab looks to have found its range, popping Zedong under the eye.
Eyesometimes Blackchicks is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Blackchicks is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zedong can do to turn this around?
Blackchicks pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Blackchicks lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blackchicks attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Zedong's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Blackchicks works over Zedong's head and body with a nice combination.
Blackchicks lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Zedong falls backwards - clearly groggy! Blackchicks dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyesometimes Blackchicks!
Eyesometimes Blackchicks made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'You fucking cunt, bend over and get fucked you whore, don't deserve pain you cunt bitch whore........'.