PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Keijo Kerjalainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sativa Sensei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sensei has chosen Stevie Ray - Pride and Joy as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Kerjalainen
vs
Sensei

179 cm
23
175 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

178 cm
24
178 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Keijo Kerjalainen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sativa Sensei!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Viktor Lagutenko and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sensei swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sensei tried to score with a low kick but Kerjalainen checks it.
Sensei dips to his left and cracks Kerjalainen with an uppercut!
Kerjalainen misses with a head kick.
Kerjalainen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sensei throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nice shot by Kerjalainen.
Kerjalainen cracks Sensei with an open hand slap.
Kerjalainen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kerjalainen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sensei cracks Kerjalainen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Sensei moves out of range as Kerjalainen throws a body kick.
Kerjalainen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sensei bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kerjalainen's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sensei throws a nice looking combination but Kerjalainen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sensei takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sensei lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A combination from Sensei does no damage.
Kerjalainen tries to move into range but Sensei moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kerjalainen wants to land a leg kick but Sensei is out of range.
Kerjalainen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sensei pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kerjalainen is out of range and Sensei settles back down.
Sativa Sensei is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kerjalainen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Sensei works the jab nicely.
Kerjalainen throws a head kick that misses.
That kick from Sensei tenderised Kerjalainen's leg. Kerjalainen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kerjalainen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kerjalainen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kerjalainen lands a leg kick that knocks Sensei off balance momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kerjalainen tries a head kick but it misses.
A low kick from Kerjalainen misses
and Sensei counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sensei misses the shot to the body.
Sensei scoring well with a low kick there.
Kerjalainen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kerjalainen blocks a low kick nicely.
Kerjalainen takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Keijo Kerjalainen has been cut.
Sensei feints and then cracks Kerjalainen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kerjalainen down.
Kerjalainen ducks under a wild hook from Sensei.
Kerjalainen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sensei throws an off balance right hand
and Kerjalainen finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Nice cross by Sensei.
Kerjalainen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sensei stuns Kerjalainen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kerjalainen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sensei misses with a combination
and Kerjalainen counters with a good low kick that Sensei was not able to check.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kerjalainen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kerjalainen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sensei is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kerjalainen had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
An inside leg kick lands from Kerjalainen.
Kerjalainen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sensei's head.
Kerjalainen fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Sensei misses the shot to the body.
Kerjalainen punishes Sensei's body with a nice straight punch.
Sensei stuffs the takedown attempt from Kerjalainen. Kerjalainen gets slowly back to his feet.
Kerjalainen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Sensei blocks a leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kerjalainen.
Kerjalainen misses with a kick to the body
and Sensei counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kerjalainen slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Sensei has Kerjalainen up against the ropes in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kerjalainen lands with a short shot to the head.
Sensei blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Sensei.
Kerjalainen blocks an uppercut.
Kerjalainen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sensei.
Sensei lands an elbow inside that Kerjalainen shrugs off.
Kerjalainen pushes Sensei back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Kerjalainen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sensei tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kerjalainen's elbow.
Sensei has Kerjalainen pressed against the ropes, preventing Kerjalainen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kerjalainen misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sensei blocks an uppercut.
Sensei can't find room to land a body shot as Kerjalainen controls the action.
Sensei prevents Kerjalainen from breaking the clinch.
Kerjalainen trying to stall but Sensei improves his position.
Sensei lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sativa Sensei dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Keijo Kerjalainen's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sensei lands a high kick!

Kerjalainen is rocked!
Some bone on bone action there as Sensei checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Oh Kerjalainen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kerjalainen scores with a kick to the body.
Kerjalainen seems to have got his legs back now.
Sensei misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kerjalainen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Sensei's head.
Kerjalainen moves away from the strike by Sensei.
Kerjalainen misses with a leg kick
and Sensei counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sensei lands a slapping body shot.
Kerjalainen misses with a few strikes there.
Kerjalainen throws a body kick that misses.
Sensei tries to work over Kerjalainen's front leg with a kick but Kerjalainen checks it.
Sensei throws a chopping leg kick but Kerjalainen manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kerjalainen doesn't manage to clinch there - Sensei circles away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kerjalainen tries a head kick but it misses.
Kerjalainen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sensei.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sensei ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sensei, right into the meat.
Kerjalainen lands a jab to the head.
Sensei misses the shot to the body.
Sensei throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kerjalainen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kerjalainen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sensei punishes Kerjalainen's body with a nice straight punch.
Kerjalainen closes this distance looking for a takedown but Sensei circles away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sensei throws a leg kick that misses.
Sensei lands a jab to the nose.
Sensei stuns Kerjalainen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Sensei.
Sensei lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Keijo Kerjalainen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Sensei drops Kerjalainen with a beautiful combination! Kerjalainen stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Sensei is looking for the KO!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kerjalainen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sensei throws an overhand right that drops Kerjalainen like a sack of potatoes! Sensei dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sativa Sensei!
Sativa Sensei is the new welterweight champion!
A very excited looking Sativa Sensei made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.