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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pete Palahnuik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Gruber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Palahnuik comes to the cage accompanied by Machine Civilization. Gruber has chosen Irwin Goodman - St. Pauli Ja Reeperbahn as his entrance music. Pete Palahnuik could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hans Gruber's chin.
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187 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pete Palahnuik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hans Gruber!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palahnuik checks a low kick from Gruber.
Palahnuik stalks Gruber and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Gruber's face. Gruber staggers backwards, shaken.
Palahnuik has taken the fight to the clinch.
Gruber looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Palahnuik lands a shot to the body.
Palahnuik prevents a body shot from Gruber.
Gruber connects with a knee to the head.
Palahnuik breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Gruber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Palahnuik tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice defenses there by Palahnuik.
Gruber throws a nice looking combination but Palahnuik bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gruber takes a swing at Palahnuik's ribcage but misses.
Gruber connects with a body shot.
Hans Gruber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gruber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Gruber.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Palahnuik keeps the fight on the outside.
Palahnuik works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Gruber cracks Palahnuik with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Gruber with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palahnuik misses with a body kick.
Palahnuik scores with a three punch combo!
Good exchange - Palahnuik coming out on top.
It looks like Hans Gruber has been cut.
Palahnuik moves away from the strike by Gruber.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Palahnuik breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Palahnuik throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Gruber throws a body punch but Palahnuik moves out of range.
Palahnuik takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Palahnuik has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Gruber.
Gruber gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Gruber moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palahnuik gets a clinch.
Gruber with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Palahnuik breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gruber lands an overhand right.
Gruber throws a series of punches but Palahnuik moves out of range.
A head kick by Gruber misses
and Palahnuik counters with a leg kick.
Palahnuik getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Palahnuik lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gruber circles away quickly and effectively.
Gruber misses with a hook. Palahnuik ducked under it nicely.
Palahnuik scores with a jab.
Gruber connects with an inside leg kick.
Gruber bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Palahnuik's head.
Gruber throws a looping overhand right but Palahnuik ducks down to avoid it.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Gruber crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Palahnuik - the referee stops the clock and Gruber gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Palahnuik. Gruber manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Palahnuik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gruber.
Palahnuik catches Gruber with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Gruber is rocked!
Gruber misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Palahnuik.
Gruber is still on wobbly legs! Can Palahnuik finish him?
Palahnuik changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Palahnuik gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Gruber goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Palahnuik breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Palahnuik misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Palahnuik closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Gruber! Palahnuik dives in looking to finish! Gruber is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pete Palahnuik!
Post fight, an emotional Pete Palahnuik said 'Though we do violence, it is our choice. We must not forget, WE ARE ALL ONE!'.
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hype
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