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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck The Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spete Pasanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bison comes to the cage accompanied by this is my shit- chuck vidells music. Pasanen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rolling Stones - Paint it black. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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12 - 8 - 0 |
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251 lbs
16 - 10 - 0 |
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Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck The Bison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Spete Pasanen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pasanen throws a series of punches but The Bison avoids them all with ease.
The Bison takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The Bison loads up on a big right hand but Pasanen slips the punch.
The Bison showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pasanen.
The Bison checks a low kick from Pasanen.
Pasanen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Bison.
The Bison takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pasanen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Pasanen lands a head shot.
Pasanen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Bison.
Pasanen lands a glancing blow to the side of The Bison's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pasanen moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pasanen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Bison is able to avoid easily.
Pasanen connects with a jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pasanen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Bison bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bison scores with a shot to the body.
Pasanen ducks under a wild hook from The Bison.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Bison lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pasanen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pasanen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Bison misses the shot to the body.
Pasanen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Bison moves away.
No joy there for The Bison, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pasanen.
The Bison uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pasanen.
The Bison misses with a looping right.
The Bison takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A jab lands there for Pasanen.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Bison misses with a double jab
and Pasanen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pasanen lands a lovely overhand right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pasanen. The Bison does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pasanen misses with a looping right.
Pasanen is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! The Bison had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
The Bison lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pasanen circles away quickly and effectively.
Pasanen fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pasanen looks to land a combination but The Bison avoids it well.
Pasanen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pasanen lets loose with a powerful body kick. The Bison will feel that in the morning.
The Bison wants to clinch up but Pasanen keeps it at a distance.
The Bison misses with a looping right.
The Bison paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The Bison misses with a head kick.
Pasanen moves out of range as The Bison strikes.
The Bison tries for a takedown but Pasanen sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The Bison misses with a wild combination.
Pasanen misses with a straight right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Bison displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pasanen throws out the jab.
Pasanen misses with an uppercut. The Bison saw that one coming.
Pasanen throws a solid leg kick but The Bison takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pasanen.
The Bison gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Crunch! Pasanen slams his shin into The Bison's torso.
Pasanen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Bison.
The Bison is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pasanen.
Pasanen lands with a right hand.
Pasanen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pasanen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The Bison misses with a few strikes there.
Pasanen wants to slow The Bison down by chopping away at his legs.
The Bison lands a jab-cross combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Bison takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The Bison avoids the body shot from Pasanen.
Pasanen looks to score with a jab to the body but The Bison is just out of range.
Pasanen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Bison chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pasanen can pounce on him.
Pasanen with a lazy takedown attempt
and The Bison counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Pasanen throws the left hand but The Bison avoids the punch easily.
The Bison throws out a loose jab but Pasanen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pasanen swinging wildly here.
Pasanen wants to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pasanen misses with a takedown
and The Bison counters with a straight right hand.
Pasanen fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Bison, pushing him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Spete Pasanen dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Pasanen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
No joy there for Pasanen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pasanen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Bison circles away quickly and effectively.
Spete Pasanen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Bison throws a combination that misses
and The Bison takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pasanen shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Bison pinned against the cage. The Bison gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The Bison defending well as Pasanen loads up on a big left hand.
Pasanen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Bison throws a series of punches but Pasanen moves out of range.
Pasanen throws a right and a left that The Bison avoids nicely.
A jab lands there for The Bison.
The Bison looks to land a combination but Pasanen avoids it well.
The Bison on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Bison throws a series of strikes that have Pasanen backpedaling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pasanen misses with a hook. The Bison ducked under it nicely.
Pasanen throws a leg kick but The Bison moved away.
Pasanen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Bison to score with a decent uppercut.
Chuck The Bison is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pasanen swings widly with a right hand
and The Bison counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pasanen throws a jab when The Bison was well out of range.
The Bison throws a lazy right hand but Pasanen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pasanen throws a jab but it's blocked by The Bison.
Pasanen scores with a leg kick.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Pasanen. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
The Bison uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pasanen.
Pasanen throws a big shot that misses.
The Bison moves out of range of the strikes.
Pasanen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pasanen lands with a straight right. The Bison didn't see that one coming.
Pasanen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Bison circles away quickly and effectively.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pasanen swings away with a body shot that misses
and The Bison counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pasanen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Bison sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Bison keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spete Pasanen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pasanen ducks under a wild hook from The Bison.
Pasanen scores with a three punch combo!
Pasanen takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pasanen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pasanen is rocked!
Pasanen misses with a wild body shot.
Pasanen is still on wobbly legs! Can The Bison finish him?
The Bison knocks out Pasanen with a massive right hand! The ref tackles The Bison before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. The Bison picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chuck The Bison!
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