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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rosco P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pepe LePew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coltrane kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Bleed. LePew has chosen Smoke Serpent- as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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160 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rosco P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pepe LePew!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coltrane clinches up against the cage.
Coltrane lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Coltrane comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
LePew changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Coltrane fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Coltrane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from LePew.
A shot to the liver by Coltrane. Beautiful body shot.
Coltrane will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Coltrane throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Coltrane thumps LePew with a low kick.
Coltrane clinches.
Coltrane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and LePew avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LePew has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Coltrane after a bit of a struggle.
LePew wants a takedown but no success here.
Rosco P Coltrane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pepe LePew.
Coltrane is defending well against a takedown attempt.
LePew jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Coltrane walks away with a smile on his face. LePew gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Coltrane cracks LePew with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Coltrane closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
LePew tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Coltrane just stands there and leans against the cage.
LePew tries to pull guard but Coltrane won't allow it.
A shot in the inside from Coltrane.
LePew tries for a takedown but Coltrane manages to get underhooks.
LePew takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Pepe LePew has been cut.
LePew blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
LePew avoids the elbow strike from Coltrane, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePew is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Coltrane gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A shot in the inside from Coltrane.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Coltrane.
LePew blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
LePew takes an elbow to the temple.
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
LePew is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Coltrane pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Coltrane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and LePew avoids it.
LePew fails to pull the fight into his guard.
LePew is looking to take this one to the mat.
LePew on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
LePew has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Coltrane is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coltrane lands a damaging elbow.
LePew tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
LePew tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Coltrane digs a right hand underneath LePew's ribcage. LePew let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Coltrane tries to land knees in the clinch but LePew avoids the damage to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Coltrane.
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
Coltrane lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
Coltrane lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Coltrane tries to land knees in the clinch but LePew avoids the damage to the body.
Coltrane scores with a shot to the side of LePew's head.
Coltrane misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from LePew.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coltrane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through LePew's defenses.
LePew drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Coltrane gets the underhooks and prevents it.
LePew jumps guard but Coltrane stands there with LePew around his waist. LePew gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
LePew is looking to take this one to the mat.
Coltrane lands an elbow inside.
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Coltrane lands an elbow just above LePew 's eye.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Coltrane throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Coltrane lands an elbow inside.
Coltrane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through LePew's defenses.
That has opened up Pepe LePew's cut even more.
Coltrane lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rosco P Coltrane dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pepe LePew's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
LePew throws a body kick that misses.
Coltrane cracks LePew with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Coltrane tests LePew's chin there with a solid looking shot.
LePew is rocked!
Coltrane tries to clinch up but LePew circles away and keeps his distance.
LePew's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Coltrane connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! LePew scrambles back to his feet.
Coltrane wants to clinch up but LePew keeps it at a distance.
Coltrane jabs LePew to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coltrane lands with a nice body punch.
Nice shot by Coltrane.
Coltrane closes the distance and clinches.
LePew is trying to pull guard but Coltrane turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coltrane lands a knee to the body.
LePew tries to pull guard but Coltrane won't allow it.
Coltrane prevents a takedown attempt there.
Rosco P Coltrane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pepe LePew.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Coltrane.
LePew tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Coltrane lands an elbow just above LePew 's eye.
Coltrane is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Coltrane lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Coltrane.
LePew is still on wobbly legs! Can Coltrane finish him?
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
The cut above Pepe LePew's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
LePew takes an elbow to the temple.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePew tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Coltrane smiles and moves away.
Coltrane misses with a low kick.
Pepe LePew is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Coltrane connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
LePew seems to have recovered his senses.
Coltrane drives through and clinches with LePew against the cage.
Coltrane is pressed up against the cage. LePew has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Coltrane down to the mat. Coltrane avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Coltrane leaves LePew with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coltrane lands an overhand right.
Coltrane clinches with his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
LePew tries to pull guard but Coltrane forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Coltrane tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and LePew avoids it.
LePew tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
LePew wants a takedown.
Coltrane creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through LePew's defenses.
LePew jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Coltrane walks away with a smile on his face. LePew gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
LePew tries to move into range but Coltrane moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Pepe LePew's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Coltrane jabs LePew to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coltrane gets a clinch.
LePew tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Coltrane missing with knees to the body.
Coltrane lands an elbow that stopped LePew in his tracks for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Coltrane.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pepe LePew's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Rosco P Coltrane!
After winning the bout, Rosco P Coltrane thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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