PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roofus Bumfight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christian Cong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bumfight's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Amazing by Kanye West. Roofus Bumfight has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bumfight
vs
Cong

193 cm
23
250 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

195 cm
18
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Roofus Bumfight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Christian Cong!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Paulo Santos and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cong fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Cong misses with a takedown attempt - Bumfight sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Cong clinches up with Bumfight and pushes him back against the cage.
Cong has Bumfight pushed against the cage.

Cong has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Bumfight is trying to keep an underhook but Cong manages to get the takedown into half guard.

Bumfight is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Cong pulls his head out easily.

Bumfight looking for submissions off his back.
Cong moves nicely into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bumfight is looking to regain half guard here but Cong keeps moving and retains side control.
Cong lands an elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bumfight misses with a strike from the bottom.
Bumfight is trying to improve his position.
Cong lands a decent elbow from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bumfight is trying to get back to half guard.
Cong lands an elbow.
Bumfight sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Bumfight gets back to full guard.
Cong trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Bumfight manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Bumfight passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Cong wants to control but Bumfight postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bumfight working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.

Bumfight looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bumfight is breathing heavily.
Cong throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
Cong sneaks back into half guard.
Cong is trying to get back to full guard.
Cong gets back to full guard.
Cong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Bumfight is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Cong is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Cong has escaped and now he's on top!

Bumfight escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cong gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cong wants to control from the top but Bumfight keeps moving.
Bumfight bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cong's guard.
Bumfight trying to control the position from guard on top but Cong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bumfight passes into half guard.
Cong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bumfight is tying to control. Cong wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bumfight is pressing down on Cong's thigh, looking to free his foot. Cong is holding on for now.

Bumfight is working for a kimura but Cong is defending it quite comfortably.
Cong is trying to get back to full guard.

Bumfight is trying for a kimura here. Cong looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Bumfight wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Roofus Bumfight!