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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ed Reed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Karate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karate has chosen Keith Murray - Slap Somebody as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!
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190 cm
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ed Reed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joey Karate!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Karate throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reed throws a hook but Karate avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Karate misses its intended target.
Karate takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Reed misses with a hook. Karate ducked under it nicely.
Reed walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A jab from Reed misses.
Karate displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reed throws out the jab.
Nice uppercut lands for Karate. That snapped Reed's head back.
Karate misses with a body shot.
Karate is looking to clinch but Reed is avoiding it.
Karate throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Reed.
Karate ducks under a wild hook from Reed.
Reed instigates a clinch.
Karate misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The referee calls for Karate to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Karate is working Reed over against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Reed breaks from the clinch.
Karate slips a jab and a cross from Reed.
Reed throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Karate on the side of the head.
Karate takes one on the button.
Reed walks into a left hand.
It looks like Ed Reed has been cut.
A big right from Reed misses.
Reed closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Reed lands with a straight right. Karate didn't see that one coming.
Karate throws a jab when Reed was well out of range.
Karate getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Reed circles away from the clinch attempt.
Karate keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Reed.
Reed takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Karate lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Reed circles away quickly and effectively.
Reed throws an overhand right that lands on Karate's shoulder, as Karate tries to avoid the shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reed throws a leg kick but Karate checks it.
Karate throws a hook to the side of Reed's head but Reed sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Karate gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A telegraphed right hand from Reed misses the target.
Reed is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Karate blocks the body kick.
Karate rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Reed counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Reed lands with a right to the head.
Reed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Reed is trying to stall.
Reed goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reed tries to stall but Karate uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Karate tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reed's elbow.
Reed tries to throw a body punch but Karate avoids it by throwing Reed back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Reed fails to land.
Reed misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Reed.
Reed has a couple of punches blocked by Karate.
Karate breaks the clinch.
Ed Reed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Karate swinging wildly here.
Karate misses with a body shot.
Reed throws a jab when Karate was well out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Karate looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Reed misses with an attempted mid kick.
Karate misses with a body shot.
Reed throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Reed misses with a hook
enabling Karate to counter with a crisp jab.
Reed getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reed throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Reed throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Karate.
Karate throws a looping overhand right but Reed ducks down to avoid it.
Karate lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Karate finds it's way through Reed's defenses.
Reed misses with a wild combination.
Karate bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Reed gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Karate.
Karate clinches.
Reed trying to stall but Karate improves his position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Reed tries a body shot but Karate blocks it.
Karate lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reed backwards.
Reed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Karate just leaning against Reed, taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Joey Karate will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ed Reed's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Karate lands a slapping body shot.
Karate tries to clinch up.
Reed blocks a jab.
Karate tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reed was well out of range. Poor timing from Karate.
Karate swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Karate tries to clinch there but Reed circles away.
Joey Karate seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Reed cracks Karate with a good jab.
Reed misses with a jab, cross combination.
Reed lands a nice shot that snaps Karate's head back.
Karate scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Reed darts in and clinches Karate up against the cage.
Karate lands an elbow inside.
Reed tries to stall but Karate uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee calls for Reed to work.
Reed lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Karate.
Karate keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Reed's efforts to push away.
Reed stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Karate displaying some good clinch control by pressing Reed up against the cage.
Karate tries to break free but Reed pushes him back against the cage.
Karate working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Karate lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ed Reed's cut is getting worse.
Reed stalling in the clinch but Karate improves position.
Karate is pushing Reed up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Karate lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reed backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A bit of stalling here from Karate.
Karate throws an elbow that misses.
Karate taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reed looking to stall.
Karate pushes Reed back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Reed is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Karate lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reed backwards.
Reed is looking to control Karate's arms but Karate gets an underhook and turns him. Now Reed has his back to the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Reed just leaning against Karate, taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ed Reed.
Reed waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Karate.
Karate ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Karate tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Reed paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Karate thows a left - swing and a miss!
Karate scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Karate fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Reed, pushing him back against the cage.
Karate misses with an elbow over the top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reed can't break the clinch.
Reed is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Karate lands with a right to the head.
Ed Reed's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Karate escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Karate scores with a shot to the body.
A jab from Karate misses.
Karate takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Karate just misses with a punch to the body.
Karate throws a jab when Reed was well out of range.
Karate takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Karate lands with a good body shot.
The fighters circling - Reed throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Karate moves into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Karate breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Karate changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Karate uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Reed.
Karate defending well as Reed loads up on a big left hand.
Karate has managed to clinch.
Reed taking a breather.
Karate misses with an elbow strike.
Karate breaks from the clinch.
Karate tries to clinch up but Reed circles away and keeps his distance.
Reed tries to bum rush Karate with a series of wild strikes but Karate uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Reed misses with a looping left.
Ed Reed is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Karate swings widly with a right hand
enabling Reed to counter with a crisp jab.
Karate scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice uppercut there from Karate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joey Karate showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ed Reed's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Karate's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Karate duly obliges.
Karate scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Karate uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reed.
Karate wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Karate misses with a body shot
and Reed counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Karate blocks the body kick.
Karate throws a lazy uppercut
and Reed counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Reed misses with a left hand
and Karate counters with a stiff right hand.
Jeez, Ed Reed's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Reed walks into a straight right hand from Karate.
Reed moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A looping hook to the body misses from Karate. Reed does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reed misses with a right hand
and Karate counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Karate misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reed.
Karate waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Reed.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Karate throws a series of punches but Reed avoids them all with ease.
Karate scores with a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reed. Karate does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reed misses with an attempted mid kick.
Karate thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reed uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Karate.
Reed takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ed Reed's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Joey Karate!
Joey Karate took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I am the real fuckin deal! I am a fuckin black belt!!! You fuckin cocksuckaz...'.
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